- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I'm waiting for my connection to cairns, and they allow 15 min per passenger free
surfing on the net!

Pity all airports don't do it!

Seems like no-one else is arround, 5 free minutes left...... will have to check out some other threads

Hello little woman - did you remember to pack your tent-hooks?

Afternoon all,
Just returned from trolley grand prix, missed last one due to illness so trying to get back in the groove. Having already won the title schumacher was showing off in the shampoo and hair care section, did qualifying lap in reverse gear!.......still got pole, bugger! All going well unitl last corner, sabotaged by disgarded frozen chips and crossed till-line sideways, never mind.

LW, hope you have great time!

Can i please have 100 e/w Go for Gold

jeffmack,
I would like to handicap the following for the race:-

100 e/w QUIFF
100 e/w TYCOON

Thank you

After all that activity, desperate for cup of tea.

Stormcaller: What does that mean ...'to handicap the following for the race'? Surely Jeffmack can't be expected to take those two horses out for lunch before the race to make them too sozzled to run in a straight line. Is this the equivalent of 'shorting' a couple of nags, ie you are backing on them NOT to win?

Priscilla,
It is nothing more than a courtesy to the other punters that these horses might be worth avoiding.......I am not really a good picker, but I live in hope!

Oh! I thought it was a technical term...... (Shows how much I know!) I saw that some races are 'handicap' races and had no idea what it meant. I assumed the horses entered in those races had to wear crinolines or flippers on the way round. Couldn't see the point really, except for the fun of seeing them dressed up.

(Edit): Memo to brain......must get my roots dyed blonde.....

Priscilla,
I suspect your knowledge is at least the equal of mine, for example, I had never even thought of horses in flippers, so I naturally defer to your judgement

I'm back from the weekly trolley race, different one to the race that Stormy was in. This was more like bumper cars but I did emerge unscathed apart from a small dent in the wallet.

Priscilla
Go on, dye your hair blonde, then we can bring out all the blonde jokes. Here is a sample:

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

Bets placed for todays Gee Gee Comp
Priscilla 50 E/W Frank Sonata
amberjane 400 win Let The Lion Roar
Socrates 100 E/W Let The Lion Roar
daves dazzlers 350 win Quiff
daves dazzlers 350 win Let The Lion Roar
jeffmack 1000 win Let The Lion Roar
chocolat 100 E/W Let The Lion Roar
chocolat 100 E/W Quiff
optomistic 100 E/W Frank Sonata
optomistic 50 E/W Darsalem
Fundamentalist 100 E/W Go For Gold
STORMCALLER 100 E/W Quiff
STORMCALLER 100 E/W Tycoon

Oi - jeffie - you missed one out!

sorry choccie, its now updated

:)

Chocolat
What happened to your nose?

erm.................?
did i miss the race?

snoball
It starts at 3:15, why did you want to run in it?

Socco that PTG thing, long name should we shorten it to 'Shung' the other thing will they need some cash from us or have they got unlimited reserves?