Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

i had a chat with my 6 year old and said he should go to the local stables to help muck out. if he does well i might by him some gloves for xmas and a spade for his birthday. i wouldn't want him to have both together because that would be spoiling 'im.

gloves and a spade???? proptrade , you're gonna make him soft if you buy him those. i mean, what's wrong with him using his hands?

bos, thats what he would start with and then in a few months he will get the gloves and six months later the spade. you 'artless bugger.

he will have to use his pockets for the muck because aint now way i am shelling out for a bucket.

Abosolutely,, and send him off in a damp jumper it will toughen him up..

jimmy
I stopped my nippers pocket money for sitting on the arm of the chair for two months till Oct 14, well he was warned.

just the one warning i hope. is that until Oct 2006?

Sounds like he got off lightly to me , my mum buried me in the back garden for 2 weeks for climing on the furniture..

prop
I'm not that bad, three warnings.

jimmy

LOL!!!!! now that is rough love...

No ,i had to breath through a straw..

blimey, jimmy, you did have it hard. you should tell these stories to your kids, make them realise just how lucky they are. i'm going to be a dad for the first time in march and you guys have made me realise just how much i have to learn. infact , i may start using the belt on the missus, just for practice, like!! it might even stop her being sick and complaining about everything little thing. i thought women were supposed to bloom during pregnancy. all my missus does is wander round looking like she has two black eyes, saying , "feed me!!!" and then moans about feeling sick.

There should be some sort of home they can go to for 9 months ,and the govenment should provide money for you to have a young Swedish op to help around the house.

jimmy, you are full of great ideas today. after 3 pregnacies i learnt:

1. forget about sex
2. cook for yourself
3. put the other kids to bed
4. never compain about ANYTHING
5. forget about sex
6. apologise for no reason - you are bound to be doing something wrong
7. use the immortal line "from the back you would never know you are pregnant"
8. say that at least 70 times a day
9. NEVER NEVER smirk (let alone laugh) at any discomfort she is feeling.
10. stay healthy - there is no sympathy for anything during the pregnancy months

I followed these to the the letter and was still shouted at and pissed her off but it helped!

good luck bos

rgds
PT

proptrade, apart from number 3 it's all true for me. i have to say i think jimmy's idea is a cracker. a definate vote winner in my book. i mean it could help so many needy fathers -to-be. young nurses and primary school teachers could then be housed with the fathers-to-be thereby solving the housing crisis, as well as any wandering tall, blonde, shapely , horny, gagging-for-it, young, swedish, student female types. i know there would be 2 empty bedrooms that could accomodate any of the above.....infact i would even share my bed .

anyway, time for poker.

Hi all, long time no hear.
Ive broken my foot and im on these bloody things now.



Its a pain in the

oi, wilbs......hoppit!!!

wilbs, i thought you were inside for a stretch not a break!

wilbs, i hope that's not your ass in the pic!!! if it is, you will have some fun inside with bubba!!!