Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

LOL!!!!! now that is rough love...

No ,i had to breath through a straw..

blimey, jimmy, you did have it hard. you should tell these stories to your kids, make them realise just how lucky they are. i'm going to be a dad for the first time in march and you guys have made me realise just how much i have to learn. infact , i may start using the belt on the missus, just for practice, like!! it might even stop her being sick and complaining about everything little thing. i thought women were supposed to bloom during pregnancy. all my missus does is wander round looking like she has two black eyes, saying , "feed me!!!" and then moans about feeling sick.

There should be some sort of home they can go to for 9 months ,and the govenment should provide money for you to have a young Swedish op to help around the house.

jimmy, you are full of great ideas today. after 3 pregnacies i learnt:

1. forget about sex
2. cook for yourself
3. put the other kids to bed
4. never compain about ANYTHING
5. forget about sex
6. apologise for no reason - you are bound to be doing something wrong
7. use the immortal line "from the back you would never know you are pregnant"
8. say that at least 70 times a day
9. NEVER NEVER smirk (let alone laugh) at any discomfort she is feeling.
10. stay healthy - there is no sympathy for anything during the pregnancy months

I followed these to the the letter and was still shouted at and pissed her off but it helped!

good luck bos

rgds
PT

proptrade, apart from number 3 it's all true for me. i have to say i think jimmy's idea is a cracker. a definate vote winner in my book. i mean it could help so many needy fathers -to-be. young nurses and primary school teachers could then be housed with the fathers-to-be thereby solving the housing crisis, as well as any wandering tall, blonde, shapely , horny, gagging-for-it, young, swedish, student female types. i know there would be 2 empty bedrooms that could accomodate any of the above.....infact i would even share my bed .

anyway, time for poker.

Hi all, long time no hear.
Ive broken my foot and im on these bloody things now.



Its a pain in the

oi, wilbs......hoppit!!!

wilbs, i thought you were inside for a stretch not a break!

wilbs, i hope that's not your ass in the pic!!! if it is, you will have some fun inside with bubba!!!

when it comes to ass, i much prefer these

Or this.

nice one , james.

an apt post for this page number....

Don't tempt me proptrade !!

Hey bos, how do you know Bubba?
Should I mention you?
Im in court on friday again, thats gonna be fun hopping there with my robocop leg.

wilbs
Blimmy wilbs I wouldn't want to know him.

This dog is also known as Bubba.
Now ive got a choice, which one will it be..........

wilbs don't worry. bubba is a really nice guy once you get to know him, sweet and cuddly. also, being his ass bitch will make sure no-one messes with you. now think about that!!!