OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp..parp...parrrp)

Time for more Immodium KEAYDIAN (shoves packet under door).

Thanks.

Hope a queue isn't building?

Well, it's only 1 deep at the moment (wipes bead of sweat from brow) I hope it's not knee deep in there! :o)

(paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp)

A?

Think I need some eggs to firm things up.........Hello?

I thought I heard someone calling then?

Hello ....... who's calling?

????

(Echo) Hellooooo!

Is there anybody theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere?

More loo (paaaaaaaaaarp) roll needed

{Puff, pant) Just back from the supermarket. Bought 6 x 24 multipacks; that should last you for today. :o)

Is the loo free yet?

(paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp)

Looks like it will be engaged all day Spacie: I've had a word with the D.I.Y. Dim Sum shop next door and it's ok to use theirs for now.

Afternoon all - oh dear shame about keaydian :>(
I've brought in some Chinese food - not sure what, just said whatever numbers came into my head at the time, but dig in :>)

Afternoon Bunny, hey that looks nice! Since we've been using next door's loo I thought it only fair that I buy some D.I.Y. Dim Sum, I um, don't know what I've got here either but I expect it will all gel nicely! :o)

Thanks for lunch bunny, I had some of the 32, a little 17 and a huge portion of 74.

Kim, thanks for arranging the emergency toilet facilities. I think we may need a full renovation of Bunnys toilets when (if) KEAYDIAN vacates them.

Can some slip under the door todays FT?


.......and save me some lunch.

(Shove, shove) There's the FT. We've saved you some 12, 17, 25,31 with fried rice, 32, a bag of prawn crackers and some dubious looking Dim Sum. There's no 74 left.

Certainly not keaydian - no food until you can keep hold of it internally for at least 12 hours!

(pins notice on loo door)


ABSOLUTELY NO FEEDING OF THE KEAYDIAN!

(Wrap, wrap) I'll just pop these in the fridge, I've wrapped them in cling film so they should be ok over the weekend.