JOKE ON HALLOWEEN DAY
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A steak sandwich...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...