Midday Market Summary

       LUNCH TIME FUN

End-of-day Market Summary

A nice movement up for TSG after news early this morning

RPT went oll over the place this morning, with some recovery this afternoon
but uet finishing down on the day

           JOKE OF THE DAY

Women way of thinking

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
One - men will screw anything.

How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.

What did God say after he made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."

How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirt; We iron/ they wrinkle.

How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.

A down day for the market, but some interesting moves up

TSG 120.5p +15.5p
It was mention last Friday on the UPS
news today and a BREAKOUT



FLO 94p +4p

It was mention also last Tuesday 14th, has been rising since
results next week, doing a BREAKOUT