Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Add my voice to Jimmy and Driver. Fingers crossed for Wilbs getting a judge whos had a good breakfast, and a jury with humanity.
Alan

good luck , wilbs. take care.

hope they throw away the key...

just said that for a cheap smirk. seriously, good luck mate....if we don't hear from you for 6-12 months we will get the hint.

rgds
PT

BOS
sent email

BOS
No 2 email sent.

driver, bos, can you stop sending private emails and posting it on this thread ,,I'm feeling left out !!!

BOS
No 3 email sent.

jimmy, we only post here to throw you a bone...

jimmy
Sorry jimmy bos has a crisis on with his grouting.

This how you do do it.

oh dear god!!! i used to look like that!!!! slicked back hair, long ponytail, goatee beard, trying hard to look like a colombian drug baron!!! other days i would let it loose like a cross between jesus and lawrence lewelyn bowen. thought i looked really cool. and then age creeps in and the hair starts to thin. 5 years ago i realised i was starting to look like francis rossi, and then to top it off, someone kindly remarked in a club one night, " fuck me !!! it's michael bolton"........
now it's short.......

LOL !! you can't be that old bos your just having a baby.

jimmy
Chaplin had a baby at 90?

not that old, driver....... but baby is due end feb/early march and i'm 40 next june. hence the 2 weeks off work to finish off all those bits around the house. the main reason i had left things the way they were is cos i knew they would be ball-ache jobs. i was right. i've got nads like buster gonad, they hurt so much!!! serves me right for letting myself be inspired by those crappy bastard programmes on telly about property developement, like "grand designs", and buying a wreck 3 years ago. ho hum!!! carpets come next week and that should be that. start doing the garden next year........once me nads have calmed down.......

Cheers guys,
well im still out on bail. I have to go to a probation office in 2 weeks for a pre sentencing report and they will give the judge a reccomendation of sentencing which will happen on the 28th October which is the same day I have to go back to hospital for my broken foot. Typical!! I pleaded not guilty to a charge of section 18 but guilty to a section 20 offence which they accepted so there will be no trial. The difference between the 2 is a section 18 offence carries a maximum of life in prison and a section 20 5 years so something has gone my way. Shame, if Michael weirdo Jackson can get on sky im sure I can!!!!

Looks like you all have to put up with me for another month!!!!!

I dont mean I have to go to hospital to get my broken foot as if ive left it there for them to fix, its still attached to my leg.
I just wanted to clear that up before someone picked it up.

wilbs
Welcome back, print this out and take it with you next time.

oh i've got you sussed , mr wilbs......... veeeeeerrrrry convenient going to court with your leg in plaster................... looks like going for sympathy worked!!!!!!! in october, try conveniently breaking your back and go to court in a wheel chair.

well....you never know....... it might work.

try this

I find that bribery usually works very well. Or blackmail. The local head of vice squad really regrets that unfortunate incident with the shocking pink vacuum cleaner and the lesbian dressed as a social worker. Strange I should have been hiding with my camera at the time.
Alan