OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Um, dunno KEAYDIAN, but there's a board nailed across the door and there's a notice above it saying "NO SQUATTERS" :o)

(rattle rattle rattle)

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read that as "NO SQUITTERS" ! Must get some glasses.

Morning all - Kim you are doing a fine job! Forecast has now changed around and Friday is looking progressively better :>)

Well the warren is filling up with ever growing towers of boxes about the place, but managed to vault over one to the door and come in today.
Tea's on folks, coffee also and some really lovely apple & cherry danish :>)

Morning bunny, cup of tea and an apple and cherry Danish (no bacon) please.

Morning y'all. Good news indeed Bunny! I've gone through 3 pairs of socks and 1 pair of shoes; getting a bit of cramp in my left leg but I'm still dancing for you!

Coffee and a lovely Danish please.

(rattle rattle rattle)

Do you think we should release KEAYDIAN before he imposes squitters, er, I mean squatters rights?

(rattle rattle rattle)



(sobs boos hoos wails)

Another fine mess you have got yourself into K!!

(rattle rattle rattle)

(heave tug pull)



(sobs sobs sobs)

Keaydian, have you tried climbing out of the window?

(Sigh) Only one thing for it, I found this jemmy in a cupboard; here we go. (Tug, screech, splinter) That should do it. (Stands well back) You should be able to get out now KEAYDIAN!

(yank heave pull tug)

Na, it's not budging.

Only one thing for it.....Kim - here's the key to the axe cupboard, hack the door but don't let keaydian near the axe! :>0

(Whispering) OK Bunny, when I've hacked the door down I'll run; I won't have time to lock the axe away again! (Unlocks cupboard, grabs axe) Stand back KEAYDIAN! (Crash, crunch, splinter) You're free KEAYDIAN!! (Runs for exit)

I'm free, Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Oh an axe......AXE!

(Scamper, scamper)

Hey Keaydian, can i borrow the axe for a moment please ?

Sure, little pig I mean Spacie...................come get it

(chop chop chop)

Little pigs little pigs......Hereeeeeeee's Johnny.