OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Keaydian, have you tried climbing out of the window?

(Sigh) Only one thing for it, I found this jemmy in a cupboard; here we go. (Tug, screech, splinter) That should do it. (Stands well back) You should be able to get out now KEAYDIAN!

(yank heave pull tug)

Na, it's not budging.

Only one thing for it.....Kim - here's the key to the axe cupboard, hack the door but don't let keaydian near the axe! :>0

(Whispering) OK Bunny, when I've hacked the door down I'll run; I won't have time to lock the axe away again! (Unlocks cupboard, grabs axe) Stand back KEAYDIAN! (Crash, crunch, splinter) You're free KEAYDIAN!! (Runs for exit)

I'm free, Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Oh an axe......AXE!

(Scamper, scamper)

Hey Keaydian, can i borrow the axe for a moment please ?

Sure, little pig I mean Spacie...................come get it

(chop chop chop)

Little pigs little pigs......Hereeeeeeee's Johnny.

Sorry Bunny! I didn't scamper fast enough!

(chop chop chop)

Ah ha ha ha, Ah ha ha ha

Why are you all hiding from me. Come out come out where ever you are.....

Its shocking the way theat bunny has abandoned us while she moves? how are we supposed to get any lunch?

KEAYDIAN's got 3 chops, so we should be ok.

:O)

(swing axe like a cowboy twirls his gun)

(Gulp) Impressive bit of twirling!

:0p

Now pour me a whisky

(Squeek, squeeek, pop. Glug, glug, glug)

And you can leave the routing touting bottle, ya hear me boy.

Sure thang! Ahm just mozyin over to the store to get me some chewin baccy, then ahm goin for a stroll in the sun, leavin my hoss tied up outside.

The way that bottle's goin, looks to me you're goin to need another one some tahm soon. Here, before ah go. (Slide, tip, crash!) Oops! try agin. (Slide). Thar, that about does it!