Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

wilbs
Welcome back, print this out and take it with you next time.

oh i've got you sussed , mr wilbs......... veeeeeerrrrry convenient going to court with your leg in plaster................... looks like going for sympathy worked!!!!!!! in october, try conveniently breaking your back and go to court in a wheel chair.

well....you never know....... it might work.

try this

I find that bribery usually works very well. Or blackmail. The local head of vice squad really regrets that unfortunate incident with the shocking pink vacuum cleaner and the lesbian dressed as a social worker. Strange I should have been hiding with my camera at the time.
Alan

Ive not got me foot in plaster, I have one of these on.



I hope I dont break the other foot, both my arms and my back. Not only would I be unlucky but I would look like this. (And I will try the wheelchair trick submitted by bos)(the cheques in the post).

So now we know. Wilbs is in court for nicking one ski-boot.

Yes but its not like the bloke actually needs it is it???

Now theres a defence that works for me!!!!

Here you go wilbs a nurse for you.

Proptrade will be along in a minute ,he loves my babe of the day pictures

Thanks jimmy but bubba has a bigger syringe than that, and he will dress up in a nurses outfit.

!!!!!!!! i am normally needle phobic , but she can stick that anywhere she likes........

Bubba will want to play Doctors and Nurses !!

Aslong as im the doctor I dont care!!

wilbs, bubba will still want the doctor to suck nurse's c**k!!!

Ah, the high level repartee on this thread, the high brow observations of life and its strange little nuances. Thats what keeps me coming back for more!!!
Happy times, just gone and picked my new car up. Happy little bunny today.
Alan

watcha got there , alan? hyundai, kia, or have you gone balls out and got a skoda favorit????

Here it is ,alan's new car..

Or is it one of these,,, if it is alan ,can you tell me which shares your buying..

Sorry, Jimmy. I would love to have bought one of those but I can't spell the damn name. Had to put up with a lousy XJ8 4 litre Sovereign. life's tough.
Alan