Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Sorry, Jimmy. I would love to have bought one of those but I can't spell the damn name. Had to put up with a lousy XJ8 4 litre Sovereign. life's tough.
Alan

So there's Adam, walking through the garden of eden with God. God says "You look miserable,Adam. Whats wrong?"
Adam says, "I'm bored. I'm lonely. What I need is a partner who is fun to be with, witty, intelligent, understanding and logical. Can I have one?"
"Well you can", says God. "But something that nice will cost you an arm and a leg.
"Shit, that's expenive", says Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"

Anyone hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa???

jimmy - nice nurse!

do we get a babe for the weekend and monday???? pretty please!

my morning joke:


A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

Proptrade , i'll have a new one tonight, any preference or theme ??

i will leave it to your imagination....

Bad mistake prop, bad mistake.

Jimmy with free rein. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

jimmy
I can't wait.

that works!

another joke...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

One of my favourite ever film lines is the one where Ollie says, " You never did meet my wife, did you Stan?"
And Stan replies; "Yes, Ollie. I never did"

Here she is proptrade,,jennifer Lopez , she's been eating too many pies !!

now that's just mean!

There you go proptrade ,a proper one..Babe of the day.

Now what would you want with her !

Gosh Ive created a monster thread. I only thought it would last 1/2 a day.

Mind I like the birds and witty humour on here.

Long may it continue.

cheers Gf.

Best thread on the boards GF.

You should join us more often GF ..

gf, "a monster thread"? don't you realise the public service you performed in setting up this thread? i mean, imagine if jimmyb didn't have this outlet? this thread allowed driver to teach us how to post pics. it allowed alan to show us his gimp nature!!!! it has given wilbs encouragment. proptrade can practice being a comedian. and best of all, it's something to do and read when we are bored sh1tless. you should be awarded the obe for services to bulletin boards!!!!

Some one ensure that Boz doesn't have access to fruit or sugary food. He's using four exclamation marks again and thats a sure sign of a sick mind.

Your right alan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!