OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Any news on the replacement door?

looks as though someone has taken an axe to it?

Never mind that door, I am getting hungry!

But I need a number 1.

OK, sausage and chips, burgers and chips, steak pie and chips for those who are in need of food, and a temporary plywood patch for the door for those who are in need of a...........

Pickled onions?

Thanks Kim, sausage and steak pie with double chips for me please. No onions.

Pickled eggs?

There you go Spacie, enjoy!

Found some pickled onions in the cupboard, oh and here's a jar of pickled eggs as well. I'll just wipe the dust off. (Wipe, polish) There you are KEAYDIAN!

(limp)

It's lost it's crunch. i'm not eating this.

Whats limp KEAYDIAN ?

Spacie, look, it could happen to any chap, no need to embarrass him like that.

:O(

Are you in a bit of a pickle KEAYDIAN?

No Kim, look, (moves away from the bar) yes it's hot, it's Friday, so that makes it............................ Naked Friday

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Better put some sun cream on that!

Whoa! Watch where you pin that notice!!

Just back from the DIY Dim Sum shop next door, got a variety of stuff...........had an embarrassing moment when part of me was mistaken for a spring roll: must remember that it isn't naked Friday everywhere!

Of course it's naked Friday everywhere.

Well I've just been watching Parliament and they are all wearing clothes there (probably to hide their embarrassment!) :o)