- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Message for the girls - I'll be back in later on to sort out what we
are doing on the game - got some typing to do first, so don't fret if
you don't get any response to emails sent to me very quickly - I'll try
and check from time to time this morning & I'll catch up on posts etc then.
OK sees you all later and be lucky!

Just to cheer you up: These terms have been updated to fit today's times:

CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market
keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.

WINDOWS 2000 -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo
@ $240 per share.


INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nuthouse.

PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use

Hils...You're kidding 6.30!!!!! See I dont think we share the same bed time, that will be the biggest hurdle for me, hit the pillow at 2.00am this morning. If I got up at 6.30 I woundnt have time to do anything other than sleep...:>) Yes it was Tandridge, guess you are/were a Surrey resident then? (do have a vague recollection of a post on you moving?) How come you didnt sign up to come to Guildford bowling then..tut tut, thought you sounded a game girl! Maybe I'll have to come and look at your set up one day? Only just thinking of becoming Amber 2 screens - not like Hilary 6 screens? (a pun to the Eddie 2 sheds thread!)

Bun, Both email accounts now fully stocked from you!!! Will do some work and get back to you, after a cuppa and breaky.

amber

You're going to have to learn to wake up when it's dark!! ;-0

Afternoon Amber, Hils (if still about) and Al,

OK who is 213812??? Calling 213812 your time is up! LOL
Think it's probably someone we already know - usual signs of that as
email is not enabled and there's no personal details - so someone's
hiding under a different name again...Hmmm..interesting....

LOL This-Is-Me - great post, very entertaining!

Hi bunny girl
How goes it this fine afternoon

Big Al - I'm always awake when it's dark, that's the problem (well not for me) :>))))

From the strange use of commas I think 213812 is daves dazzlers.

aj - you'll need a dentist for that! ;-0

Are you going to say that you think I'm Hilary next, Kayak?

:o)

Is Daves number up????

Yes sorry TIM, great post :>) was a bit early for me as you see Hils has me on this new time regime...............................

I'm ready for a large pot of tea, any chocolate buns? I really do fancy a chocolate bun, with chips in and icing on top please.

Kylie

The :o) is a bit of a trademark! ;-))

There's no pulling the wool over your eyes, eh Big Al?

;-)

ROFLMAO!!

the armbands gave it away

B Al - what to fill the gap....:>)

Was thinking more of those extended canines amber. ;-)

Ummmm I think I get your line of thought now :>) opps better change that so it wont be spotted later ;-)