Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

The 'i' must've got stuck in the catflap :P

So anyway ... anyone for gorgeous?

Please remember to acquaint yourselves with the terms and conditions in the header ;)

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Never mind gorgeous. I'd just settle for a woman like this.....

1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink....you want some more?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to the fantasy channel.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Let's go down to the shopping center so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too!
14. Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
16. No, no... I'll take the car to have the MOT done.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy new golf clubs.
19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go to the strip club with the guys... it's a great stress reliever.
20. Oh come on... what do you say we get a good porno move, a crate of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
21. Oh come on! Not shopping again. Let's go to that new strip club!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the baby's night feedings.
24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!

That is just so outrageous, Isaacs!


I mean, it's far too cold for bare skins :P

Quite right, Choccie, stick to the fluffy dressing gown.

Can she cook?

Isaacs;-) what u like, PMSL
I was doing a bit of maths and adding up how many of those 25 ide be able to say to Mick and really mean it;-)

LOL. So how many did you get? I might consider divorce for somebody in the 20-25 range.

Ruth, any advance on 1 ;-)

(I mean how many, not #1!)

Let me guess5...11...13.it must be a struggle from there on

Im definately in the 20-25 range,;-)
But i definately wouldnt paint the house;-)
and i would never say his mother was better than mine-)

Isaacs, youve just hit the nail on the head without even realising it;-)
the clue is in your post 153, "divorce"
The idea is not to get married in the first place cause that automtomatically makes most of the 25 null and void by default;-)

Why do you think brides are always smiling when they are walking down the aisle?
cause they know they have already done their last blow job;-)))

Has your nose started to grow

Not yet;-)

LOL Ruth but things aren't quite that grim. Perhaps the benefit of an Asian wife rather than one of you dodgy (Northern) English birds ;)

After seeing that Tina on Celebrity Big Brother if most of you Northerners are like that wouldn't want a blow job anyway........retreats rapidly to take cover....

Isaccs, you know im just pulling your leg, ;-)
whats wrong with us dodgy northern english birds,
Choccie, come and help me;-)

hey,Tina was a scouser, ;-) they are only borderline northerners;-)

I now have a Thai wife who is my life. The other two money grabbing, cheating, lying, stuck up Northern bitches are back where I found them. For me white aint right.