- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

.............Me Amber :-)

Hello all, Beautiful warm spring morning here in the Winelands of SA.

One hour ahead of UK and there isn't a cloud in the sky, I've got raging hay fever [ cortizone injection in my bum yesterday to hopefully sort it]
[[hay fever, not my bum]].

On the first tee in 30 mins. A challenge competition Paarl GC v a British Golfing Touring Society of Celebs and has beens. [Our team is ALL has beens!]

Mrs.lw has the fridge stocked with tubes of liquid refreshments and the wine cold cabinets are filled to the brim with this years Sauvignon Blanc and Chenin.
The best Cap Classique Champennoise Methiode Fizz is also ready;seven whole fillet lie marinading [cost 11 each] along with about five kilos of King Prawns [a gift from the lobster fisherman] and 16 Lobsters [2 each].

The pool is ay 74 degrees and 30 'ish hungry & thirsty souls will descend following tales of much misfortune and dame lady bad-luck,missed putts, when I was a young man [ a Parkinson favourite] bad bounce etc which meant that instead of breaking the course record their handicap did or should,in fact, go up two shots!

We shall get rid of them all at about 2am when the pool will resemble the Somme
both in colour and rubbish therein. There will, in all probability be items of apparell laying all over the place which no-one will claim or have any knowledge of; oh yes, and there is bound to be ONE odd sho or sandle.

There always is.
QUESTION: Who walks, drives, limps home on one leg apart from an amputee without missing it?? Guaranteed...it always, always happens.

But it will have been "Yet another Shit Day In Africa" as they say!!

Have a similar sort of great day everyone!













Have a good day everyone*******************************

Yes Opto, go to the dog house with Poochy today.

Hils, Phew but I knew u must have been in the area, yes remember Martin, must'av been a long time ago then! Agree with Lucindas, last time I went she kept passing me stuff to try on and funny enough I wanted to find my own stuff. Been to Lizzy's yes, normally get a little something for Xmas there.

Hmmm...little will - I've been known to end up shoeless - s'pose that puts a new slant on being legless.
But it's ok, still got both of mine :)

Sounds like hell LW

Morning all

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What a morning! Just been banned from B&Q.

How on earth did you manage that, Gausie?!

Too much DIY if you ask me.

Priscilla

Was looking at timber, and some bloke in an orange overall came over to me and said 'do you want decking?'.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in.

Amber,

Let me guess how the conversation went in Lucindas.

"Ooooooooh Daaaaaaaarling. Can I get you a glass a wine? ....... Here, why don't you try this on? It's soooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuw1. Not your colour? What about this? You'd look gorgeooooooooooouuuuuuuuus in this2. Mary3, don't you think that this is just sooooooooow...... I'm sorry, how rude of me. I've forgotten, what did you say your name was4? Oh? Well I wouldn't say that it quite looks like a sack of potatoes.5 We could get that altered for you .... at no charge6."

And so on.

1It's also 600.
2Unfortunately it's only 500.
3Mary Coughlan, the owner. Her old man's got a bakers shop or 20.
4I didn't!!
5As she grabs a chunk of fabric and pulls it in.
6If she's ripping you off 500, she wouldn't dare charge any extra for a 10 alteration.

Sound familiar?

Gausie,

It wasn't Ashley, was it?

hilary - sounds exactly like a shop in Oxford many years ago - Anna Belinda - where my wife bought her somewhat non-standard wedding dress, and various other clothes. Only half the price, but it was 25 years ago ;-(((

Amber - have replied to the-other-email-address-of-yours-which-isn't-
the-same-as-mine...(wheew that was a lot!) but if you don't receive it
I will resend to...(deep breathe) the-other-email-address-that-is-the
-same-as-mine!!!

OK I'll have a glass of wine after that - too confusing for a Wednesday
afternoon!!!

Afternoon anyone who's about.

Afternoon Bunny, I was beginning to think you had lost your way back to the warren. Glass of Cab Sauv right away.

Hello again Opto - no my homing instinct is very good LOL
Picked up some fresh bread, pate and cheese at the supermarket
so help yourself..
Not a bad day is it?

mmmm

Looking OK hope it keeps on the same trend for the next 2 months :-))

mmmmmm Mattersons Jeff or mmmmmmm Bisto ????? ;>)

Did you say PATE!! whats in that???