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GRUMPY OLD MEN CHRISTMAS THREAD. (S-IT)     

goldfinger - 26 Dec 2013 16:45

I hate Christmas.

So many people trying to make you believe something they are not.

Relations turning up and boring you to death,crap tv, religion forced down your throat,no shops open, but worst OF ALL no pubs open to go to.

My little village as seen 3 pubs close in the last 18 months, thats all of them, but their is the local Tory club so it came to 2 pm and my mouth was watering salavateing at the prospect of a real hand pulled pint of John Smiths and a bag of pork scratchings.

Anyway I set off thinking no more canned rubbish for me. I could smell the beer in the air it smelt grand.

Anyway i got to the door and no lights on and door shut. i thought to myself what the F is going on here.

I then looked to my right and a message said open again at 3pm Friday.

I could'nt believe it i was shattered.

JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU CANT TRUST THE TORIES.

jimmy b - 27 Dec 2013 08:13 - 15 of 40

Skinny , that was without doubt the worse xmas TV ever !

cynic - 27 Dec 2013 08:26 - 16 of 40

as usual, we had a great time

goldfinger - 27 Dec 2013 08:35 - 17 of 40

Hey its only half over yet.

Surely you go on whilst day after new years day!!!!!

Plenty of time for a major fall out.

As for TV i just gave up on it. Called it a day and read a book.

aldwickk - 27 Dec 2013 09:25 - 18 of 40

We allready have a GRUMPY OLD MEN thread

cynic - 27 Dec 2013 09:38 - 19 of 40

we all now go to our separate homes, so no ghastly enforced jollity on nye

Fred1new - 27 Dec 2013 10:19 - 20 of 40

If they have any sense they will lock your door from the outside and throw the key away.

Stan - 27 Dec 2013 10:32 - 21 of 40

This is our first year without the outlaws (all dead) so having a relatively good time actually -):

black bird - 27 Dec 2013 11:19 - 22 of 40

reply to first thread grumpy old men, It says cant, trust the torys. nor labour the only good done by them was to ban smoky, infecting my lungs. try U kip

Fred1new - 27 Dec 2013 11:29 - 23 of 40

did you type "try" instead of "fry".

markymar - 27 Dec 2013 12:45 - 24 of 40

Thought Cynic would be on here

Fred1new - 27 Dec 2013 13:27 - 25 of 40

He is too miserable to be on here.

His family have probably put him back in his kennel.

cynic - 27 Dec 2013 13:40 - 26 of 40

you must surely be amazed at how wrong you are yet again - though we all know that are consistently so
was driving back from b-on-a and am now going to buy a few groceries and catch up on some biz corres

Stan - 27 Dec 2013 13:44 - 27 of 40

The very mention of a kennel and who should appear a mere 13 minutes later but that old mutt himself... Alf -):

cynic - 27 Dec 2013 14:26 - 28 of 40

i must be barking indeed :-)

Fred1new - 27 Dec 2013 14:31 - 29 of 40

Yes, but some around you are groaning!

Have you notice!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

cynic - 27 Dec 2013 14:40 - 30 of 40

if it's you, i hope it is severe pain

doodlebug4 - 27 Dec 2013 15:42 - 31 of 40

All I can say is - thank God that is over for another year. Driving back after spending four days with friends over Christmas, one of my dogs was sick three times in the back of the car. It's going to cost me a few quid to get it professionally valeted to get rid of the smell!

cynic - 27 Dec 2013 15:43 - 32 of 40

are your friends still friends - that's the important bit

doodlebug4 - 27 Dec 2013 15:51 - 33 of 40

I'm not sure about the friend who owns the car - new car, four months old - not good cynic!

aldwickk - 27 Dec 2013 15:58 - 34 of 40

cynic

Am waiting for my long overdue present for this year, Afren @ 170p , nearly there 169.90 high today so far.
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