Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

Quite right, Choccie, stick to the fluffy dressing gown.

Can she cook?

Isaacs;-) what u like, PMSL
I was doing a bit of maths and adding up how many of those 25 ide be able to say to Mick and really mean it;-)

LOL. So how many did you get? I might consider divorce for somebody in the 20-25 range.

Ruth, any advance on 1 ;-)

(I mean how many, not #1!)

Let me guess5...11...13.it must be a struggle from there on

Im definately in the 20-25 range,;-)
But i definately wouldnt paint the house;-)
and i would never say his mother was better than mine-)

Isaacs, youve just hit the nail on the head without even realising it;-)
the clue is in your post 153, "divorce"
The idea is not to get married in the first place cause that automtomatically makes most of the 25 null and void by default;-)

Why do you think brides are always smiling when they are walking down the aisle?
cause they know they have already done their last blow job;-)))

Has your nose started to grow

Not yet;-)

LOL Ruth but things aren't quite that grim. Perhaps the benefit of an Asian wife rather than one of you dodgy (Northern) English birds ;)

After seeing that Tina on Celebrity Big Brother if most of you Northerners are like that wouldn't want a blow job anyway........retreats rapidly to take cover....

Isaccs, you know im just pulling your leg, ;-)
whats wrong with us dodgy northern english birds,
Choccie, come and help me;-)

hey,Tina was a scouser, ;-) they are only borderline northerners;-)

I now have a Thai wife who is my life. The other two money grabbing, cheating, lying, stuck up Northern bitches are back where I found them. For me white aint right.

Tina hmmmm.nice little catch for someone.how about a trawler man

I think a Sperm Whale is more appealing

There's nowt wrong with us Ruthie - and well they know it ;)

Sticking with binning no. 6 though.
The boys would think I was barking :)

You are all lovely
Tina is not from your raceshe shouted at Coolio know f****** man will ever f****** talk to me like f****** thatat which Coolio repliedI just did
Then Michelles comparing Tina to Princess Fiona from Shrek!classics

Choccie;-)
Clubman, thats a little bit harsh.Not all women are like that,Most of the women i know are really decent ,loyal, good wifes and mothers,regardless of colour , race ,nationality,its whats inside that counts surely?