Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

There she is again ,now any ugly bloke reading this ,,there is hope...

no that one didn't come out.

jimmy, you only have to look at sven to realise "4 million a year" is a sure fire chat-up line.......

Taking this to a whole new level..... like 30p to 15p..... has anyone got myspace and the benefits that bring?

qc, no. explain, please.

Bos ,,iv'e sent you an email ..

Howdy

Nice to see you Al, how r u?

Very well, thanks Al - yourself?

Completely knackered, m8, so off to bed - cheers.

Nae worries - later, m8!

Big Al , are you Big Vern from Viz Magazine ??

big al, you're weird.
jimmy , not got your email, yet.

I see BigA's been on the cress again.

It's a dull day
and I fancied something pink and fluffy

some more for you, chocolat.

Ahh thanks bos.
They'll go down well with these later

A USURPER. TRYING TO STEAL MY CROWN AS KING OF THE PERVERTS. I WILL HAVE THEM CHAINED NAKED TO A WALL WHILE BEING PELTED WITH FRESH CREAM CAKES!!!!
ALAN

D'you want to borrow my pink fluffy handcuffs for that?

I was hoping you'd ask

ooo chocolat, kinky cuffs??? not surprised alan is upset.
went out alst night, found a cracking little club in manchester, upstairs in zumibar. great night. music was like the hacienda before the ravers got in and spoilt it. got a furry mouth this morning. sambucca and redstripe, not the ideal combination.