Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

qc, no. explain, please.

Bos ,,iv'e sent you an email ..

Howdy

Nice to see you Al, how r u?

Very well, thanks Al - yourself?

Completely knackered, m8, so off to bed - cheers.

Nae worries - later, m8!

Big Al , are you Big Vern from Viz Magazine ??

big al, you're weird.
jimmy , not got your email, yet.

I see BigA's been on the cress again.

It's a dull day
and I fancied something pink and fluffy

some more for you, chocolat.

Ahh thanks bos.
They'll go down well with these later

A USURPER. TRYING TO STEAL MY CROWN AS KING OF THE PERVERTS. I WILL HAVE THEM CHAINED NAKED TO A WALL WHILE BEING PELTED WITH FRESH CREAM CAKES!!!!
ALAN

D'you want to borrow my pink fluffy handcuffs for that?

I was hoping you'd ask

ooo chocolat, kinky cuffs??? not surprised alan is upset.
went out alst night, found a cracking little club in manchester, upstairs in zumibar. great night. music was like the hacienda before the ravers got in and spoilt it. got a furry mouth this morning. sambucca and redstripe, not the ideal combination.

Morning bos ,,sounds like a good club, all you needed was Ian Brown and the Happy Mondays,,best thing for you now is , 8 cans of Stella and about 6 o clock an Indian takeaway ,you'll be right as rain in the morning !!..

lol@ jimmy. nah, i usually find half a dozen ibuprofen does the trick.

These should help too bos



Dunno about furry, but had a fiery moment with Sambuca a couple of years ago.
Didn't half clear the restaurant quick while somebody choked.

blimey, what a day. recover from hang over, empty and move three wardrobes, pull up a dozen floor boards, fit new kitchen light, stop briefly to entertain girlfriend's sis and family, thread new phone cable, fix boards back down and clean up all because we got carpets coming on tuesday. yippee!! time for a jink and a smerk , methinks. jimmy? no hot, sexy ladies today? oops, sorry, i forgot, it's sunday.
what did the rest of you get upto today? (chocolat, you can tell me privately.......)