Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ah right - slightly less than a Borg cube!

Flatworms could hold key to immortality

British researchers believe that the worms, which live in ponds and lakes, could live forever after examining their ability to repeatedly regenerate.
Experts from Nottingham University managed to create a colony of more than 20,000 flatworms from one original by chopping it into pieces and observing each section grow into a new complete worm.
They believe that it could help scientists develop new methods to allow humans to stay younger for longer.
"Our data satisfy one of the predictions about what it would take for an animal to be potentially immortal," Aziz Aboobaker, who led the research.
"The next goals for us are to understand the mechanisms in more detail and to understand more about how you evolve an immortal animal."

My Nan's favourite car!



on edit - it was this model.

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is that with "sic" :-)

Post 15286 that is.

syria . UN where was the UN when bush and blair dropped thousands of bombs
on innocent people in bagdad iraq thousands where killed on un true fairy tales by some yank about weapons of mass destuction . so before they llok at syria should they not look closer to home

Look's like the A27 near Brighton ending South

None of these makes any difference. Internet, social media website, like Facebook, linked-in are the solution.

Neither Asad nor Blair are were right.

TANKER

There's none near my home

H CLINTON assad is a war criminal .
so why is bush and blair still free

One's a Republican Yank and the other's a Tory Ponse I suspect.

Year 2059


HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059



Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.



Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.




85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.






Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.





Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.






Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.




Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States ..



Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.





Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.





Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.








Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with

Only 3 illegitimate children.





New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060..






IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..






Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.



Stop organized crime.

Re-elect no one.

:-)

"After showering, always dry under your ams and nether regions with a well washed owl."

Hmmm?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17194606

Just a heart of gold really.

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059

Labour party still to win re-election

Tory/Muslim coalition win again

Barclays Bank has been ordered by the Treasury to pay half-a-billion pounds in tax which it had tried to avoid.

Barclays was accused by HM Revenue and Customs of designing and using two schemes that were intended to avoid substantial amounts of tax.

HMR adviser a Mr Micky Ashcroft is rumored to have been glad to advice on this most sordid of practices.

Why don't you post those type of post's on your own thread , oh' i know why only you and Fred posted on it , and you ended up talking to your self's like two grumpy old men , lol

news for 2013 bradford to get home rule

anything north of chievely should get home rule.