Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

A USURPER. TRYING TO STEAL MY CROWN AS KING OF THE PERVERTS. I WILL HAVE THEM CHAINED NAKED TO A WALL WHILE BEING PELTED WITH FRESH CREAM CAKES!!!!
ALAN

D'you want to borrow my pink fluffy handcuffs for that?

I was hoping you'd ask

ooo chocolat, kinky cuffs??? not surprised alan is upset.
went out alst night, found a cracking little club in manchester, upstairs in zumibar. great night. music was like the hacienda before the ravers got in and spoilt it. got a furry mouth this morning. sambucca and redstripe, not the ideal combination.

Morning bos ,,sounds like a good club, all you needed was Ian Brown and the Happy Mondays,,best thing for you now is , 8 cans of Stella and about 6 o clock an Indian takeaway ,you'll be right as rain in the morning !!..

lol@ jimmy. nah, i usually find half a dozen ibuprofen does the trick.

These should help too bos



Dunno about furry, but had a fiery moment with Sambuca a couple of years ago.
Didn't half clear the restaurant quick while somebody choked.

blimey, what a day. recover from hang over, empty and move three wardrobes, pull up a dozen floor boards, fit new kitchen light, stop briefly to entertain girlfriend's sis and family, thread new phone cable, fix boards back down and clean up all because we got carpets coming on tuesday. yippee!! time for a jink and a smerk , methinks. jimmy? no hot, sexy ladies today? oops, sorry, i forgot, it's sunday.
what did the rest of you get upto today? (chocolat, you can tell me privately.......)

memories of the hacienda when i was a manchester uni student...thx for the memories.

no picture for the weekend????

There you go prop, a girls get together on the beach,

thank you!

girl with the shades is doing it for me!!! cheers jimmy.

More to the point ,whats the one doing that is sitting on the rock with her back to us ?? Careful !!!

itchy minge, i think. probably crabs!!!!!

Oh to be a lump of rock

MS

part of me is, mickey!!

They say sand gets in all cracks !!

Nice to see you lot being so discrete..

LOL, LOL.... the subtle innuendo out the window!

anyway,my stock is up.

rgds
PT

Interesting point just raised by the trouble and strife.
Perhaps this thread is less used now because the SEO thread has become full of tits and bums!!!
Speaking of which........... Wilbs, where are you????????
Alan