OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Thanks Spacie! (Munch, munch). Ooer, (gulp) (rushes to loo).

Sorry about that, old habits die hard.... the sticklebacks; I've thrown them back!

(NO RESPONSE)

I think KEAYDIAN enjoyed his fry up, he normally complains if he doesn't like something.

There's still a fried mouse left, d'you think he might like it? I'll pin it to his door.

There! now it is a....................yes, I'm afraid so.......a Dormouse.

(Sizzle, sizzle)

Whats frying this morning Kim?

Lettuce, spinach, water cress and tomato Spacie. Want some?

I'll have some but not fried if that's OK Kim :>)
Morning all, I see Keaydian isn't budging from his room these days, missing the gee-gees at Ascot as well.......

(sniff sniff)

Yuck.

Morning Bunny! How's it going? Here we are, a plateful of lettuce, spinach, water cress and tomato, not fried. Salt and pepper?

I've got a little camper stove in the yard; I'm going to fry bacon, sausage, mushrooms, hash browns and eggs. Don't want to risk any accidents indoors!

bacon, sausage, mushrooms, hash browns and eggs for me please Kim, can I have it as a smoothie?

Chaps - how on earth do you get the (sorry but it's the only way I can describe it!) 'snot-like' gunge that is sealant off your hands after you have used it? It is driving me round the twist! Nasty stuff, wont come off properly after washing hands - yuck!

wear gloves... oops sorry, too late

Brilliant Jeffie! :>S
Gets down under your finger nails and everything, nasty stuff!

Meths or petrol but don't light a match! I've also heard that baby wipes do the trick!!

Also washing powder, bit rough on the hands though!

Fry up smoothie here for Spacie. (Slides a hash brown under KEAYDIAN's door).

Meths - I have white spirit that's the same isn't it?
Petrol - don't think the lads will appreciate me syphoning their tanks LOL
No baby wipes, 18 years too late ;>)

Thank you Kim :>)
The bath one is the worst - the white one, absolutely disgusting stuff!

I wouldn't recommend white spirit without using great care, it can be nasty stuff but yes it should work. I take it you have a) no lawn or b) an electric mower? :o)

White spirit works! No worries Kim these hands have been in white spirit many times after declaring war on large areas of white gloss paint ;>)
I find as long as I wash after wards with soap and use hand cream it's ok :>)

No Mower - no grass :>)

Good on ya Bunny! :o)