Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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Hi Mnamreh,

Re Neutrinos clocked at light-speed in new Icarus test.

It appears that the same team attempted to measure how fast the UK debt was gathering pace. They failed, as the equipment was not accurate enough.

On a lighter note.

The Glasgow Rangers' manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Rangers are 4-0 down to Celtic with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Rangers.

The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day.

Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, your brother has joined a gang of looters and all the while you tell me that you were having a great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.'
'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Glasgow in the first place!'

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Try this link

http://www.moneya.com/

It is a misspelling of www.moneyam.com

It takes you to an advert for ADVFN.

Cor, how slimey of ADVFN. Not to mention a bit pathetic.

Smacks of desperation.

The web address was registered by ADVFN 13 Oct 2010

Maybe there is some scope for registering www.advFU.com

LOL nice one haystack.

Wales to beat France!!!!!!!

8-)


Ireland to beat England!!!


8-)))))))))

Talk of more airports needed : it seems everbody has forgotten about the new international airport that was built in kent costing 200 million pounds or so by planestation who went bust on it....now wouldn't the best thing to do would be to upgrade the rail link to the kent fast rail link ?...that would probably cost less than a new airport...

England may need the Red Cross.

wrong, as ever...

Got the important guess right.

But what a boring game at Twickers,

8-)

this was passed to me as a 'joke'
I think it deseves another title
s this man truly a genius or what?



Try applying this to the company and its appraisal system !!! Things cannot be any clearer .

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail..... (substitute grades for dollars
and it is readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied less. The second test average was a D!
No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity..

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

I fell asleep before i got half way though that post

This was first printed at least 50 years ago Obama being substituted for the prior subject.

It depends on why people work and whether work can be pleasurable of rewarding in itself, Also, whether the rewards from work has always to lead to personal advantage rather than getting other forms of gratification, such as seeing the benefit of the work to other members of the group.

Maggie Thatcher's "no such thing as society" culture or creed doesn't seem to have caused much joy.

Stable,

A great lesson for all and also every word is true.

I always remember reading an article many years ago showing that Communism, that most equal of proposed meaning, was the most unequal system there was.

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Sir Mick Jagger and Bob Geldof are among those holding properties worth £200bn in offshore companies

Give us the F###ing money , Geldof

I don't blame those who work any tax loophole that they can get away with, as given the chance I would also do so.
Why pay millions of pounds that you don't need to!
Blame can only lay with the Government in power, who should have closed these tax avoidance schemes years ago, but haven't because they all p**s in the same pot.

When vast amounts of money is wasted (and fiddled) by our leaders, who can blame people of they use every 'legal' way they can to avoid tax.
Morality does not come into it!