bosley
- 20 Feb 2004 09:34
JJS
- 01 Apr 2006 17:51
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Evelyn Blunt: Not for me, thank you.
Vic Flange: Oh. Don't drink?
Evelyn Blunt: No, I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Smoke?
Evelyn Blunt: I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Strange.
Evelyn Blunt: Not at all, my daughter and I are just the same.
Vic Flange: Your only child, I presume.
hewittalan6
- 01 Apr 2006 19:36
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Oily. The best line (Though I don't remember the film) was Sid James talking about a cat. When asked the cats name he says; "Cooking Fat. I think thats what she called it".
Someone will know which film.
Alan
garyble
- 01 Apr 2006 20:41
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Alan.
It was "Carry on loving" 1970:
"Why is the cat called Cooking Fat?" "Well that's what it SOUNDS like!"
Now that's a nice subtle line....lovely bit of spoonerism!
NielsJensen
- 01 Apr 2006 22:03
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Yes, like 4 candles.
bosley
- 01 Apr 2006 22:55
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sd, zscrooge, i stand corrected. for some reason i had it in my head that it was the late, great mr howard who delivered the line. it's still a cracker of a line. anyway, i always thought the best part of a carry on film was sid james's laugh.
niels, pass the fork 'n' knife, please.
oblomov
- 02 Apr 2006 01:02
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Bos,
I'm sure Frankie Howard did use the line in Up Pompeii - same writer, great line, so it seems possible he used it again.
aldwickk
- 02 Apr 2006 08:26
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Glena Jackson to Eric Morecome, guard have you got the scolls ? no i always walk this way. [ my version would be , which ones ham or cheese. ]
stockdog
- 02 Apr 2006 11:22
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aldwick - I guess that's why you never got to be Eric's scriptwiter.
Nielsen - I know it's your second language but try and keep up.. "4 candles" is not a spoonerism, it's a pun.
Poor saddoes with nothing better to do on our Sunday mornings! Ah well almost time to take the first run over the lawn with the mower this season.
lol
sd
oblomov
- 02 Apr 2006 12:44
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Almost time to pack away the hosepipe for the season and watch the lawn go brown and die.........long may it rain! (Another pun, Nielsen!).
aldwickk
- 02 Apr 2006 13:11
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Stockdog,
Try walking with it , its a lot less harder.
zscrooge
- 02 Apr 2006 15:05
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oblomov - 02 Apr 2006 12:44 - 15843 of 15844
Almost time to pack away the hosepipe for the season and watch the lawn go brown and die.........long may it rain! (Another pun, Nielsen!).
LOL We'll soon have to build a wall to keep the southerners out...
JJS
- 02 Apr 2006 20:17
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This is new on Paul's website.
"2 April 2006 This website now hosts a Discussion Forum for Stanelco Shareholders !"
http://www.stanelco.devisland.net/
EWRobson
- 02 Apr 2006 22:44
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Hoy, Paul; sorry, JJS - trying to run off with our entertainers. Just enjoyed a happy few minutes: not catching up with SEO (they probably not going anywhere) but with some amusing witicisms. Well done guys (and gals - who is a gal by the way?)
hewittalan6
- 02 Apr 2006 23:53
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Eric,
i can be a guy or gal, whatever you want me to be ;-)
Alan
JJS
- 03 Apr 2006 08:06
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Ooo-er missus !
Who's confused really, I mean 'do I even look like a Paul' !
Oilywag
- 03 Apr 2006 08:25
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JJS
Post a genuine picture of yourself and we'll tell you.
The oily one
kimoldfield
- 03 Apr 2006 09:23
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I can see that this board had a good weekend! RNS due any day now, that is Monday to Friday of any week...should have a deal wrapped up in USA at any time, unless it biodegrades!
kim (male)
explosive
- 03 Apr 2006 12:04
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Well were back into the 13's, hope this doesn't fall any lower...