JOKE OF THE DAY

Long life
A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live
a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder
on his cornflakes every morning.

The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren,
35 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole
in the wall of the crematorium.

End-of-day Market Roundup

This thread is nice and lively now.

Well done all.