Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Its done - see the 250 thread.

First Image posting 16201

Looks like a Welsh free-quarter, preparing to dance around an overweight English prop-forward.

I know who my money is on.

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I try to help Alds, and he just spurns my advances.

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Tanker,

Why shouldn't the Indians have the same toys as us to play with.

Don't you believe in a fair game.

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fred . so if they can spend bilions on missiles why the hell are we still giving them charity costing the brittish tax payer millions ever year

Because the UK government's "think" or "hope" that there will be a future return from trade.

Also, it is thought by some, that such actions will have political influence if the UK floats "international" policies in that area of the world.

The UK's attempt to appear "nicer" than the rest of world.

Naive!

The new twist on the "Pasty Tax" is that the government is thinking of Pickles's waist band and the health of the nation.

The actions of a "caring" government.

A bit like Gummer feeding beef burgers to his offspring.

T MAY will have to go she is useless

stick him on a plane today . the reason they do NOT deport immigrant crimminals
is simple the goverments familys and friends make millions defending them
that is why the public will never get the truth.

france italy spain would of deported him years ago .
but as i said the lawyers make millions and yes gov familys

T,

Useless at what?

How many countries have put you on a plane back to the UK?

I do not break the law .i live as i should in there country. and abide by there rules .
i would just put the man on a plane then answer questions like france and italy

T,

Do you drive a car?

not very often

Ever break the speed limit?

Labour lost the vote on the pasty tax yesterday and lost the granny tax vote today.

I see Lord sugar has asked voters NOT to vote for Ken Livingstone saying it would be a disatser if he were to be elected.

The peer defied Labour leader Ed Miliband by telling his 1.8 million followers on Twitter not to back the former mayor's bid for re-election.

"I seriously suggest NO ONE votes for Livingstone in the Mayoral elections," he wrote.

The comments could amount to a breach of party rules, although it is unclear if the mogul will be disciplined.

"I don't care if Ed Miliband is backing Livingstone," Lord Sugar added.

"Livingstone must NOT get in on 3rd May," Lord Sugar concluded.

Fred

I did 160 mph once on a motorway near Birmingham.

..Families spending more on petrol than food, says AA

Many families are spending more on fuel than their weekly food shopping because of record petrol prices, the AA has found.

The motoring group said prices at the pump hit a new high of 142.48p per litre this week, while diesel remains near its peak of 147.88p per litre.

These new figures mean the cost of filling up a 50-litre family car is around £71.24 at a time when many households are struggling with their budgets.

This is slightly more than the £70.10 spent by an average household with two children on food and non-alcoholic drinks per week.

For a family with two cars, it is now £22 more expensive to top up with petrol than it was at the beginning of the year.

Petrol prices have been high since the threat of a strike by tanker drivers began last month.

Drivers queued at the pumps, even though the strike never happened, leading people to stretch their spending on petrol.

Edmund King, president of the AA, said household budgets had been put under “intolerable strain” by the panic about a possible strike over Easter.

“Panic buying in March forced some cash-strapped families to spend far more on fuel than their budgets could bear,” Mr King said. “Filling up a 50-litre tank costs more than some families spend on food each week."

Tanker drivers last night failed to reach an agreement with their bosses in their dispute over working conditions, raising fears of another rush for petrol. However, the unions insisted a deal may still be in reach.

"It is very clear that, at this point, we are not on strike, we have not announced that we are going on strike," their union representative said.

Petrol prices have remained stubbornly high, despite the lack of a strike and falling oil prices on the financial markets.

The worst affected areas are Northern Ireland, where the average price of petrol has hit 143.9p per litre, and Wales at 142.9p per litre. Yorkshire and Scotland are the cheapest places at around 142.2p per litre.

The AA blamed “stock market speculators” for manipulating prices. The group called on the Government to “address the destructive tendencies in the oil and road fuel markets”.

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Tanker,

I just wondered!

"I do not break the law .i live as i should in there country. and abide by there rules"



Perhaps, try doing so in this country, more often!

But as sinner I shouldn't complain to much.

Sorry I would not be very proud to say I had done 160 mph. Anyone caught doing those speeds wants ban for life/ prison.