- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Having waded through the cellar recently, I can only agree, Fundie.
And anyway, someone nicked my Hunters, so it's back to the Barbies until I find the culprit.

chocolat,
Do not know what prob is you appear perfect as usual......

Bugger!

I dont have any wellies...but seeing Hilarys I can feel a shopping trip coming on!

Choccie, sorry just got your message and responded but it bounced back it didnt say what time it was. I was under heavy investigation so had to give a bit of time.......thanks for the message, really appreciated, might catch u in morning, nite

Start the day with a laf. Dont think we have any Essex people in here, closest is Hilary who comes from Sarfend

MAJOR HURRICANE DISASTER IN ESSEX

A major Hurricane, Tracey, following closely on the heels of Hurricane Shazza measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Monday.

Epicentre: Basildon, Essex. Victims were seen wandering around aimless muttering "faaackin ell" ... The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately 30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.

Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon.

One such resident - Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."

Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after, items most needed include:
* Fila or Burberry baseball caps
* Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
* Shell suits (female)
* White sport socks
* Rockport boots

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs include:
* Microwave meals
* Tins of baked beans
* Ice cream
* Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms 2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9 5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

**Breaking news** Rescue workers have found a girl in the rubble smothered in blood.... 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked. "ROMFORD", said the girl, "woss that got to do wiv it?"

Sarfend indeed, Jeffie!

Learned any new nursery rhymes lately?

Mary had a little skirt
>with splits right up the sides
>and every time that Mary walked
>the boys could see her thighs
>Mary had another skirt
>'twas split right up the front
>..but she didn't wear that one very often.
>
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>Her father shot it dead.
>Now it goes to school with her,
>between two chunks of bread.
>
>
>Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
>her clothes all tattered and torn.
>It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and
his
>horn.
>
>Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
>Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
>What have you got there?
>Said the Pieman unto Simon,
>Pies, you dickhead.
>
>
>Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
>All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only
an
>egg.
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>It ran into a pylon.
>10,000 volts went up it's ass
>and turned it's wool to nylon.
>
>
>Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
>Kissed the girls and made them cry.
>When the boys came out to play,
>He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
>
>
>Jack and Jill
>Went up the hill
>to have some hanky panky.
>Silly Jill forgot her pill
>And now there's little Franky.
>
>
>Old Mother Hubbard
>Went to the cupboard
>to fetch her poor dog a bone.
>When she bent over
>Rover took over,
>And gave her a bone of his own.
>
>
>Little Boy Blew.
>Hey. He needed the money.

Jeff,
I like that ..good laugh

Bloody hell, is it that time of year already, Comic relief comes round so flaming quickly; must be getting old.
I suppose Terry will be on the box with usual assortment.

I think in real life Hils and Jeff could be Dawn & Lenny!

Gotta go, meet & greet service to Cape Town Airport @ Rand450 a go....

Yes lw you can see them both now...and Hils in her new wellies!

Good larf to start the day, cheers

Time for a tea break with a Danish, day going well so far, lots of blue :-)

2 danishes please! days gotta go better than yesterday! morning Opto.

amber, bowling in Guidford is it...

Yes you gunna drive up? did u ever get that mail?

I've just had an e-mail from Little Willie enclosing a photo taken of himself a few days ago on the beach at Cape Town. As you're probably all aware, his html skills are limited, so he's asked me to paste the picture up here just above the bar.



Huh! Dawn French indeed!

:o)

One strap away and it'll be 'free willy'

You wish amber :-)))

In an exceptionally good mood - just had a full asking price offer for our house

great picture,but what about the lady on the blue chair { the hair }.its a nice green manbag he has.
fundy well done on your sale,just when the prices are on the turn.

Fundy
Do you wish you had put an extra 10K on it now.

No jeff

It is already about 25k over the odds lol!!!!

We put it on to test the market and see if could get any veiwings at that price - to get an offer was unbelievable (they did start lower but made them pay asking)

That was a nice pickup, 62yr old guy, short and balding plus his wife of 33yrs, tall, long blond hair and, how do they say, very fit looking ?
Rand 60 tip rec'd!

I could do this for a living, have to learn a bit of London Cabbie jive talk..
"Oh yes Guvnor, get 'em all in here I do, they all ask for me special like. You know that actur fella, Alfie wotsit; you know, Michael Zulu, thats him, drinks darn the Elephant..wot a diamond geezer he is.
Always wants my cab; said to me the other day, 'There you go Willie Boy; have a freebie on me and come out to the Oscars as my guest'; he thrust a wedge in my paws and some plane tickets; well, what could I do? I knew I would be busy with my pigeons so I gave the tickets away to our Doreen; she don't get out much 'cos of her bunions ane she'll enjoy herself".

How am I doing?

Hils..lol...
Question: Aren't there a couple of things missing from the picture?

DD..Not positive but think it maybe an early Michael Jackson piccy...presumably he's on the lookout for young talent?.....

I take it Hils snapped it up either at Westcliff on Sea or Sarfend in Motown days but can't see anybody chewing on a whelk or cockle.