Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

It's not wise to get in to conversation with bos about cream chocolat, although i'm sure your a big girl and can look after yourself...

chocolat, not unless you have an unusual or particular way of making cream!

Forgot to post tonights girl ,,here she is..

creamy!!

You never know when this'll come in handy

ooo i bet that's cold. do you blow it, first, to warm it up?

Now that's a culinary secret.

madam, you are a tease of the highest order. first, you offer me your recipe book and then you talk about culinary secrets!!! shocking.

Lordy Lordy ,we are taking a beating today...

i think everything is taking a beating today, jimmy. i've got a sea of red on my watchlist.

Why do shares tend to rise more slowly (but hopefully more steadily), but when they go down, they get hammered down - or is it my imagination?

LOL Gallick-So true. Well it feels like that. Hey, if you have a skill picking out red ones, start trading short CFDs!

Who said shorts.

Try these shorts ,a lot better driver..

Now thats more like it - the previous one almost put me off me dinner !

baza

God its a dismal day on the markets today. Lets all go round Bazas and get pi55ed up tonight to celebrate his birthday. Nothing too dramatic, just a few fag burns in his carpets, a load of comatose drunks on his lawn and a sock drawer full of Castlemaine. Typical party, really.
What about it Baza? Gotta be better than a candlelit romantic dinner at a superb fish restaurant, with the trouble and strife?
Alan

The candle lit dinner would be better if you took someone elses wife. Has anyone got blue on there screen. I'm getting a sore bum today.

MS

MS,
You really should be careful asking about blue on screens on this thread and then saying you have a sore bum. I know exactly what you mean but some on here might just take that the wrong way and subject you to weeks of abuse and pillory.
I, of course, wouldn't dream of it!!
Alan

Blue screen ,,sore bum ,,ooooh risky...

What a bad day , this should cheer us up.