Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

creamy!!

You never know when this'll come in handy

ooo i bet that's cold. do you blow it, first, to warm it up?

Now that's a culinary secret.

madam, you are a tease of the highest order. first, you offer me your recipe book and then you talk about culinary secrets!!! shocking.

Lordy Lordy ,we are taking a beating today...

i think everything is taking a beating today, jimmy. i've got a sea of red on my watchlist.

Why do shares tend to rise more slowly (but hopefully more steadily), but when they go down, they get hammered down - or is it my imagination?

LOL Gallick-So true. Well it feels like that. Hey, if you have a skill picking out red ones, start trading short CFDs!

Who said shorts.

Try these shorts ,a lot better driver..

Now thats more like it - the previous one almost put me off me dinner !

baza

God its a dismal day on the markets today. Lets all go round Bazas and get pi55ed up tonight to celebrate his birthday. Nothing too dramatic, just a few fag burns in his carpets, a load of comatose drunks on his lawn and a sock drawer full of Castlemaine. Typical party, really.
What about it Baza? Gotta be better than a candlelit romantic dinner at a superb fish restaurant, with the trouble and strife?
Alan

The candle lit dinner would be better if you took someone elses wife. Has anyone got blue on there screen. I'm getting a sore bum today.

MS

MS,
You really should be careful asking about blue on screens on this thread and then saying you have a sore bum. I know exactly what you mean but some on here might just take that the wrong way and subject you to weeks of abuse and pillory.
I, of course, wouldn't dream of it!!
Alan

Blue screen ,,sore bum ,,ooooh risky...

What a bad day , this should cheer us up.

You mean - you got carpets - did not realise I was mixing with the upper classes on this board.

You are very welcome to stay the night as well if you like. Me the wife and the kids and gransdon will share the bedroom - if you dont mind sleeping in the scullery. But dont lay across the toilet door otherwise no one will be able to empty their potties in the morning.

C U later

This is tonight girl early ,i'm out of here ...

Thats it then, all round to Bazas tonight.
Volunteers to organise the party essentials. I have made a list, so just let Baza know what you are taking along;
Sausage rolls
Twiglets
Marijuana
Several Thai hookers
14 kegs of Watneys Red Barrel (per person)
Dodgy pickled onions and cheese on cocktail sticks tastefully stuck into half a melon, decorated in tin foil
Very cheap wine that even an alcholic thinks is below them (Tesco specialise in it)
CD of Black Lace's Greatest Hits
Packet of post-it notes to label the bodies so the cabbie knows where to drop them
Mars bar in case Baza knows Marriane Faithfull

Think thats everything.
Not forgotten anything have I?
Alan