Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I don't see any signs of Hunt lying.

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed..
"It's worth spending money on good speakers", he told me.

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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"
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Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?


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What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.
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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.
He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.
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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.

hunt told untruths to the house .he e mailed murdoch and we all no what he said

Skinny

What speaker's ? are you talking about a sound system . My dad said to me shortly before he died , don't grow old son

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£7 for apint at olympic events to watch DRUGGIES .the people ging must be sad .
and have a sad life get out and do the sports your self 100%better than watching druggies .

The Olympics is not an amateur event anymore. A lot of the competitors are either on drugs or they are professionals. Sadly the Olympic ideal was lost a long time ago.

Bring back the tug o war

God Save The Queen! Any excuse for a party, fabulous :O)

Yes, congratulations to the Queen and Family over a wonderful occasion.....kept the country together in difficult times......

football it looks like RIO is not happy well some one needs to tell him he is out and thank god for that he as is chance and was crap.good bye for ever,

Agree with you there TANK, totally overated and he is crap so well done Roy, you may be a boring basxxxd but that is one decision you have got right. See the French crowd were booing Murray today, roll on next Monday hope England work it up the French twxxs.

Hes better than that Chelsea tw*t.

Fecking joke he's even going ... he gonna be locked up wen the 2012/13 season kicks off.

Got no problem with a footballer calling another footballer a black whatever on the pitch ffs how many of you have called me a sheep shagger , motherfucker , inbred , etc etc so wots the difference (legally).

Just dont like John Terry he's shite . Rio would have done a much better job for u imo .

Joey Barton's a nice person a credit to the game and a good role model.

How is it going sheep shagger Dil :-)

DIL he is over rated that is why the england team have won nothing .
as for colour the reason they shout racist is because they are ashamed of there colour I am called white but more pink than white but it is only a colour what are there problems .I will tell you they are sad people who would be ashamed what ever colour most use the racist card to get something for nothing . thiefs is the name

the manager as got that correct he is finished full stop . good bye RIO

john terry is the best captain in the prem .
and I only watch football for the gambling and we gamblers are the best to
know the facts not some silly football fans

John Terry is an overpaid thug.

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