- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Yes I was getting fed up with there only being rabbit on the menu so I'll put my order in early for roast lamb with mint sauce for lunch.
Could I have mine well done please - there is enough red on my monitor.

Had a result this morning over the wellies.

When I ordered them they quoted 3 or 4 days delivery. They then e-mailed to say there was a backlog and it would be around 15 days. I rang them up and gave them some stick and they've now offered me a complimentary pair foc.

Oh, happy days.

hilary, it must have been a pretty heavy stick for you to get the free ones.....How many clampers did you offer to send round to sort them out?:-))

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Mejulie.

:o)

PS. I'm only just getting to grips with "Chav". What are clampers?

Hilary, I bought some Solero Ice Lollies from Morrisons yesterday when I arrived home ten minutes later the contents of one of the boxes was in liquid state. I rang the store to let them know that they could have a problem with their freezer. They thanked me and said if I returned the product they would refund or replace. I wonder how many complimentary boxes you would have been awarded :-) In any event I don't think Morrisons was being too generous, do you?

Opto,

By my own admission, I'm always complaining to the supermarkets. The worst case is when they put something on bogof and, when it goes through the till, they charge full price for it. They know me at the customer service desk now.

:o)

Hilary I like ASDA for when they make a mistake at the checkout, take the problem to customer service and they give you a 2 voucher and they relevant money back. It used to happen quite a lot but I think they have instructions to be more careful now.
Did get a bill for 600+ a while ago, of course the girl noticed it and ammended it then the bill came to double that! She called in a supervisor and sorted out the problem. It was all down to a packet of reduced price kippers!!
That was quite a good laugh.

Hil,those big, burly, ugly guys who clamp your car and then demand ransom type amounts to release it... and if you don't....gulp!!

Oh, I see. I've got to say that I've never been clamped. It must be something about my Skoda.

I know that no one admits to buying the Sun, but if you get it today there is a questionaire to determine how Chav you are.

Hil they don't clamp the robin reliant either:-)

Then see how you measure up to celebrity champions of chav.

PICK one answer to each question:

1. Have you ever had an ASBO?

a) My behaviour is nothing but anti-social.
b) Had one once but it was definitely not blazin so Ive stayed out of trouble since.
c) ASBO is he a MC?

2. Have you ever been electronically tagged?

a) A new tag sets my white Reeboks off a treat.
b) Not yet but it would make a blindin ankle bracelet.
c) Electronic tag no thanks. My bling is heavy enough as it is.

3. Where are you planning to spend your summer holidays?

a) Young Offenders Institute.
b) Shagaluf, sunshine and sangria what a combination.
c) Ayia Napa the best place to check out the hottest MCs.

4. Is your Vauxhall Chav-a- lier ..

a) Driven without tax or insurance?
b) In the pound it got towed when I parked outside Chinawhite.
c) Souped up to the max with spoilers, alloy wheels and a kickin set of speakers.



Queen of tack ... Britney
Picture: MAVRIX
5. How do you earn a living?

a) Selling old cars that have been clocked.
b) The dole why complicate life with a job?
c) As a 21st Century Del Boy. Wheeling and dealing.

6. How do you spend Saturday nights?

a) I cant go out on the weekend. I have a curfew.
b) Knocking over your neighbours dustbins.
c) Trying to blag your way into Chinawhite.

7. Where did you get your Burberry cap?

a) Off a bloke who knows a bloke who knocks out blindin counterfeits.
b) Down the market.
c) Saved up for weeks for forty quid must-have fashion item.

8. Who is your chav hero?

a) Lottery winner Michael Carroll. He knows how to av it large. Minted.
b) Ex-E17 singer Brian Harvey what was all the fuss about the Ecstasy?
c) Roooooooo-ney legend.

9. Your hooded top is perfect for ...

a) Keeping your face hidden from CCTV snooping cameras. b) Keeping warm when hanging round street corners on a cold winter night.
c) Looking cool when youre out with your brethren.

10. Whats your favourite TV show?

a) Crimewatch UK I love seeing myself on telly.
b) Trisha its the only way I can keep up with my family.
c) I cant wait for Jordans new show to start.


How you rated

MOSTLY A: Your behaviour is despicable and nothing to do with being a chav. Sort yourselves out.

Your give honest chavs a bad name. Carry on like this and you will end up being jailed for a very long time and deservedly so.

You are nothing more than a yob in chavs clothing.

MOSTLY B: Watch out, you are on the slippery slope.

You are dabbling on the fringes of criminal behaviour and if you dont change your ways you could find yourself in court faster than you can say yerlookinferaslap.

MOSTLY C: You are sorted. As a fine, upstanding member of the chav community we urge you to reach out to your more misguided brethren.

Wear your Burberry baseball cap with pride! We salute you.

So how did you score, Jeffie?

We will take an educated guess on how YOU scored then Hils??? I cant read so I cant take part :>)

So you've got 2 more pairs to fill with SEY then? Must'av been hard picking one design let alone two...lol

Actually, Amber, I didn't understand a lot of the questions.

:o)

rofl :>)

Afternoon All!
Oh My! Gone for a few days and the place needs a cleaner!!
I'll whip round with my broom and duster as the current cafe balance
Poochy wont stretch to a cleaner...remember we don't actually charge
anyone for anything Pooch and only get credit at the wholesalers cos
we've made 'other arrangements' with them...
(By the way GD - the lady poodle at the wine merchants says shes due
a service ;>) I'll leave that one with you LOL)

Welcome Lambykins!!
Don't take any notice of the meat related jokes - I'll put all veggie
choices on the menu for the next week as pay back for you (Hee-Hee)

Spaceman - Re: smoking in the cafe.
Not in the kitchen but apart from that it's fine with me, cos the
bunny also enjoys a ciggie too, but if any of the reformed smokers
are about we'll get evicted to the back yard I'm afraid.

Banzaiiiiii.....................................................

Our resident Chav has arrived, evening Socs

Afternoon Socco - How is life?