Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Thats a shock the OX in from the start.......

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England team (from @Iandennisbbc): Hart, Johnson, Terry, Lescott, Cole, Milner, Gerrard, Parker, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Young, Welbeck

Were going to win. think positive.

I think, I have seen barrow boys given evidence in court and appearing more honest than George is at the moment.

Even the QC Jay and Leveson are laughing at him.

I think Osborne comes across as far more credible than Brown. He seems to be doing a good job.

That will be the first time in his political life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASk6t6xjfQ&feature=related

osborne is a clown

Fred stop getting worked up.

Rachel Reeves is on at 3.30 parliament channel. Asking 'why so many U turns'.

Wouldnt say no to Rachel, lovely thighs.

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Break time at Leveson.. with Ozzy off to the little boys room for a good cry.

The thighs have it??!!

Osborne has just referred to the News of the World as a newspaper, keep digging old son .. keep digging.

GF,

Good of you to worry about me!

Very relaxed. *-)

Fascinating to watch and listen.

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But I am glad I have led a sheltered life and not strayed from the straight and narrow.

Or at the least had to defend, or justify my few minor indiscretions!

Did anybody go short after to-day's open?

I very nearly bought some XUKS, but bottled it!

Welcome back Fred, we shall have to revive the Pie & Pint.. after the footy of course.

Stan,

Are the English girls team playing something or other again?

I will give you a bell in a couple of days when I finish all the things I have been told to do.

Alds.

I think I would prefer what is expelled from "his big brown arse" than your oral orifice.


Fred

Why don't you call a spade a spade [ oh ' sorry don't report me for posting a racist remark ] and call it my mouth.

Talking of bottom's , i think Fred is suffering from verbal dia-rear from the amount of sh*t he talks

OK Fred, but make the call before the Football starts, The girls are actually playing quite well.. so far.

Aids,

Don't over strain yourself by thinking.

Your natural self seems bad enough for me.

Your boy stumbled from one question to another the afternoon.

He was an embarrassment.

Just to start the day on a bright note - Summer storm: Further rain due amid flooding fears

There are warnings of possible flooding in southern England and Wales with heavy rain forecast to continue.

The Environment Agency has issued flood alerts in 51 areas - 42 in south-east England. A number of roads are closed.

Seven flood warnings are in place; six for the South East, including parts of the River Mole on the Surrey/Sussex border, and one in the Anglia region.

The Met Office is warning of heavy rain in parts of Wales and the south-west, east and south-east of England.

Enjoy your day!