And I hope one of these turns up in your stocking...

Happy christmas

Happy Christmas and a prosperous new year!

Kayak, I would if I could, but the technology defeats me - I am female afterall!

Merry Xmas everybody

iqualmente Greystone - and Merry Christmas to everyone else.

Few more days trading before Xmas or are you all having a long hols...

Here's to a good Christmas, if it goes too well you can always win friends and influence people by using these jokes instead of the sh*t ones in crackers

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws. ha ha bloody ha

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho. ho-ho

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.


Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.


apologies to all, any better ones pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Steve O :-))

Q. How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
A. Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve.

Hope everyone has a good one and forgets about shares for a few days!

Cheers
Bones

Health, Wealth & Happiness to us all lets Hope 2007 is a good one :)



Smiler :)

i'LL drink to that.

I am in Tenerife, soaking up the sun, and hopefully when I return to the UK Christmas will have vanished.

Bah... humbug.

Tune my Sleigh

ummm Kayak, yes sorry but the male continguent leaves a lot to be desired, can't we have a better, more hunky, rough type of guy....like Bullie :>))

Anyways just done my last trade for the year so have a good one, and wish everyone more than anything, a happy and healthy new year!

Amber xx

Trading finished for the week, so HAPPY XMAS AND A PROSPEROUS AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL.

splat

Kayak

Seasons greeting to u and yours, may 2007 be exceptional for us all.

Has anyone else noticed that Christmas is spelt wrong in post 25. It's only took me a couple of weeks to notice it. Don't tell me! You all have!
And, yes, I have copied it and sent it to folks!
:-)))))))

Just tell them you started on the drink early ! :))

smiler. I think they know that anyway.
:-hic )))))))))

Have a good one guys and gals.

All the best for xmas and New Year.

Dil

Same to you Dil and a prosperous 2007. I knew you had a heart under that sharp tongue!!