This thread is for the more intelligent, any intelligent thoughts can be posted here by the more intelligent amongst us.
The thread is dedicated to bosley (bos) who only wants the more intelligent thoughts posted here.

Imagination is more important than knowledge; Einstein

I sneeze a lot.

And the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

my daughter REALLY can lick her elbow ( shes 16 and normally formed ). that makes me VERY intelligent.

My son can lick my elbow - does that count?

superrod, you find something new out everyday..... i never knew that you couldn't lick your own elbow. hurt my neck trying. it's like when i was back at school and one lad used to be able to suck his own c**k!!! nearly broke my back trying to copy!!!! i was so jealous.......

No your right bosley you can't , can some one call me an ambulance.

bos jimmy
May be you two should get together, problem solved.

I suffer from senile dementia - which is great because I get to meet new people everyday

Baza

Theres a cure for that baza, if we give you a dose of parkinsons you'll soon shake it off.
I am a dyslexic, so I've joined the FGOS (British Dyslexic society)
Alan

driver, your reward....

Bos, just to complete the anatomical triangle, if Jimmy can't make it, perhaps your elbow can assist where your mouth has failed you.

sd

bos
MMMMMMMM, MMMMMMMM ZZZZZZZZZZ, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

driver, blimey , was that a quick five finger shuffle before you you fell asleep?

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

I find licking one's eyebrows in winebars and clubs always attracts the expected attention!
Nam

Is the young lady with the large spectacles a relative of the aformentioned George Burns? I think we should be told.

sd, re: use of elbow. i haven't looked but i am pretty sure there would be a website for that kind of thing. i mean , i have found foot fetish sites, armpit sites, gaping hole sites (?), the uses of spectacles as semen receptor sites (cumonmmyglasses.com), and many other idiocincratic sites, but as yet, i haven't come (!) across any elbow sites. i will let you know if i discover one. maybe alan knows .

Here's a handsome pig, driver.



Looks intelligent too.

chocolat, at the moment , that's how mine feel. due to circumstances it's been a while...........

Sounds like bosley has had the snip, It doesn't hurt, does it,Give it a couple of days then get your lass to kiss them better.I hope you have told your doctor to take away the bruising, but leave the swelling.(haha)
That explains why scientists say a pigs orgasm can last 30 minutes.
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