- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Need a new car :(

This-is-me - most people would call me a right burger. ;-))

choccy - wot u on about? LOL

Don't disturb Choccy, she can't talk with her mouth full.

Someone made a sandwich of the Swedish tank this evening - not a pretty sight, watching it being loaded onto the low-loader.

Ouch, choccy.

Hope your OK. I wrote my last Swedish Tank off as well.

I'm fine, BigA - I just went to scrape up the occupants - that's the second tank Mr G's written off - and a landrover - he never does things by halves (I must add, they've not been his fault). Anyway, this one was a four-car jobbie. But everyone's ok.

Hello everyone, whats all this talk about tanks? I have got a lovly big tank called 'meadowpippit' its huge and I can run overs cars with it.

I have just been in the dutch coffee bar and they have something in there walled skunk, i told spaceman that I didnt like skunks becasue they dont smell very nice but he told me this skunk is nice and it smells nice, i am a bit confused. Has anyone else been in there? there is a very strange smell when you go in and everyone keeps giggleing.

Evening all,
Working very hard as usual, and have earned a break, bubbly of course!
chocolat,
You seem to be the victim of continuous automotive persecution lately, I would offer you some bubbly, but a large brandy seems more appropriate, may I? Glad to hear everyone is alright, a tin box can always be replaced.

Ne illegitimae carborundum and all that, Stormie - brandy's good thanks!

Heyyy Lambykins - I thought Skunk was a singer? Is she in tonight?

chocolat,
Coming right up, ready warmed, er....and I said before, don't do cantonese..:-)

Big Al was on special offer in Tesco this evening - two for the price of one. Well girls, is that a good offer?

It's that time again
Gotta blow
Goodnight all
SC

Morning all drinkers,any chinese pu-erh tea left,,its good for the brain & system,,,as a old china man once said to me!!!!!!!!oh yer its goood foor der brain .

Glad to hear everyone's OK, choccy

;-)

Morning dd, Big Al and all :-)

TIM Big Al wasn't on offer in my Tesco but then he's local so people might know one is more than the average woman can handle!!!

Tea in the pot, coffee brewing and a selection of fresh croissants, orange juice, etc on the bar - I don't expect Bunny will be in till later.

Off to do some work.......

DD - Have you drunk much of that poor tea, it might explain some things ..:-)

Oww err a very quite cafe this morning, but thats handy as i have a headache, trying to sort out my broker from yesterday ...boring, missing all the markets..

Hils, thanks for email sorry was busy

Had to drive round M25 yesterday, it's a nightmare, accidents & roadworks everywhere it took me 2 hours to get 25 miles!!!!! and I was late for lunch but same on way back, got in at 7.00 so too late to cook tea, ha ha. But you think about it I could have flown to Spain quicker....Greystone...what you got on for lunch tomorrow?

Good afternoon amber. Glass of wine poured, travel brochures on shelf.......see you in Spain:-)

Your Health - Q & As

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine - that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans...... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me!

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets and remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

jj - you wouldn't get me in Tescos. ;-))

Hil - LOL!

Busy bee day again, but MNA on its way. ;-)