Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

One hell of a woman, jimmy. I'll get her to let you know what the cream is for when she comes back!!
Alan

I was worried (when she said bring cream) that you were coming ,i feel a lot better now..

Hi jimmy, i never was a big fan of strawberries, but would you like my cherry. If you have run out of cream, chocolate body paint is always an acceptable alternative!!
H

Only if it looks like this , it's very hot there you know chocolate body paint will be melting within minutes.

I promise you, it wouldn't be on long enough to melt.
H

Keep putting the H there ,as i'm a little worried that bos ,driver etc will be on here later thinking iv'e been having internet sex with alan !!!

I've got to. I'm his wife.Nobody else would, by choice.But don't knock what you haven't tried.(or have you) I'll try anything once.
H

I'm definitely a lesbian...

Really? Which part of Lesbania do you come from?
H

Anyway, I said I'd try anything once. That wasn't a maximum and if I enjoyed it I'd try it again and again and again....................
H

good morning all. has this turned into the "flirting "thread? i'm building up a slightly naughty mental picture of H and chocolat living out their passion for strawberries, chocolate body paint and lashings of cream....... i wouldn't dare say where the ice-cream scoop is being used!!

Hold on to that picture Boz. It may help you through the dark days of investing (like today). I can't speak for chocolat, but you're not even close with H. Its all getting too much for an old man like me! I just can't keep up anymore.
And before anyone starts. NO. NOT THAT OLD!!!! But a 21 year old might struggle!!
Alan

Morning all - just catching up - and this thread has had me in tears this morning - (mind you so has the seo thread) - this is definitely the best thread on the board.

Great Party by the way - thanks to all that made it and for the stuff you brought - mind - I want to know who cra**ed on me floor. Good to see you all - apologies to those that couldn't make it - maybe next year.

Baza

Twas a fantastic party, Baza. H says she'll return the feather boa and ornamental minature lamp post when shes had them disinfected!!!!
Alan

whats the difference between a market trader and a dachshund?
One bawls his wares out on the street ....................................
H

alan, where's the ornamental minature lamp post. try as i might, i just can't see it!!

I'm sure you will if you turn the light on.

Lets hope it's not one of these..

loving the banter! i feel left out....

No need prop - just let us know where the party is.

Baza