Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I go for Jennifer Aniston over a dead ferret any day.

Mind you, as I have now lived in Yorkshire for most of my life, if it came to J A and a nice young sheep?
One reason why I moved to Yorkshire, those Greek goats can't half move.

Enough, enough of this frivolity, I must get back to planning the destruction of the EU!

sky news on about food takeways killing our children with SALT

I would ban salt for some "people".

Greek - in your analogy above, you assumed that all European are stupid enough to pay Greek any further even if Greek does not meet the criteria set by the EU.

I think some of you Greeks wither slept too much and dreaming or in denial.

Hi Ahoj,

Actually I am not Greek, I just love the country, the culture and language and if it wasn't for family, I would live there.
It is not the people that are stupid enough to pay Greece any further even if Greece does not meet the criteria set by the EU, its the politicians.
And that is what has been happening for several bail outs now, as the bail out agreements continue to be re-written.

My previous post was 100% tongue in cheek. And yes, I agree that the Greeks are very in denial

David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.


So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'


A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'


'Incorrect,' said Cameron. 'That would be an accident.'


A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'


'I'm afraid not', explained Cameron, 'that's what we would refer to as a great loss'.


The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Cameron searched the room.


'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'


Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'If a plane carrying you and Mr. Clegg and Mr. Milliband was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'


'Fantastic' exclaimed Cameron, 'and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'


'Well', said Johnny, 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a f**king accident either!'






I'll get me coat.

8-), 8-)

made me laugh... nice Skinny

We seem to have a consensus on here ... at the moment -):

It is more amusing than the Leveson enquiry.

Listening to the "evidence", I had to look to see how many of the participants had their trouser legs rolled up!

Top bloke - no messing!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158840/Dave-Dawson-snapped-threatened-smash-travellers-caravans-BACKED-police.html

Excellent!

skin . bril

skin . bril

cameron as a very poor memory or just does not want to tell the truth.

he is up to is forehead in sleaze

the conservative gov is a band of crooks . and stil finding ways to fill there pockets
before they are kicked out so the next two years they will get more greedy

Skinny and Doodlebug.

Both great posts.

Slimier and slimier, comes to mind.

Not sure why, but Cameron reminds me of Henry 2nd and Thomas Becket.

But he does demonstrate a very flexible memory recall.