- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I didnt have you down as a hunter,da da// da da,

Why, do people lose their kecks in there too, brocks?

LOL, lots of people I know have lost them and more in a barn Choc ;o)

Well, I never managed to lose my hay fever in one.

Which Choc reminds me of another situation... I had this hot date but had to work late so I wore the jeans I wanted to wear out and took a change of top incase I was real late. As luck had it, I had time to dash home for a shower. I pulled everything off, showered, clean niks and back on with the jeans. Lovely evening in Canterbury, strolling down the High Street after a nice meal and I could feel something amiss in my trouser leg. So I gave it a shake and to my horror, the old niks fell to the pavement.... Ooppss.. trying to make the best of a bad situation I said "Bet you thought you would get them off later?".... Never saw him again, no sense of humour you know ;o)

Party time is on the horizon soon,next month,i can tell its near because the boxs are mounting up in the bedroom,i am having to raise my leg higher all the time its know joke,the sooner i can but my stuff back the better.

Just as well you found out straight away, really, brocks. ;)

Good exercise DD

Choc,i bet you could tell a few tales !!

Absolutely Choc, they were only nickers ;o)

Happy days those 80s,,happy days.

Yes Choc, whats your most embarassing situation?

Oh 'eck - give us a mo while I see to supper. :)

I belive you brocks

brocks do you remember those fold up beds you got in caravans

LOL DD, sorry its all true!

Brocks i know and can tell your honest your a game sort,if you dont mind me saying so,,good laugh.

Well funny you should mention caravans, when I was a kid my Mum and Dad often use to go to a Caravan Club, they met at different venues and all us kids would play stuff. One day we were early and parked up, we met some kids and went to the front of the caravans to play bat and trap. After a while I needed a wee, so I ran back up the line of vans, saw ours, zipped in, sat there thinking, hey Mum's bought new towles... new tooth brushes!!! eerrr... I popped my head out of the door to see two oldish people siting at the end peering round saying "you alright deer"!!!

Look all those vans look the same don't they! Easy mistake to make in a hurry!

Ok - here goes then - this only happened the day before last Christmas Eve.
I rushed out of the office, with a list as long as my arm of *things to do*, battled with traffic - meanwhile it's absolutely peeing down - first stop, the bank...parked illegally, as usual, leapt out, big bag under one arm, brolly in the other...and ran.
Now I have this skirt that has a tiny weeny hook above the zip, which, more times than soft mick, I can never fasten....that day being one of those occasions, evidently.
There did come a point when I was aware of the sudden draught around the middle - but the realisation came with the tripping over a heap in a puddle. And all this in the middle of town. I stared at the soggy pile, and thought, nope, I'm not hauling that up again. So I buttoned up the 2 buttons on my jacket, picked up my skirt, smiling and walked into the bank....where there was a huge queue!

Knickers and boots eh - it wasn't until after I came home and got changed I noticed that was also the day to grab the Mini Mouse jobbies out of the drawer.

Oh, and some kind soul even offered to pick my skirt up for me as my hands were full at the time...if the ground could have swallowed me.

Funny stories Brocks