- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Oh 'eck - give us a mo while I see to supper. :)

I belive you brocks

brocks do you remember those fold up beds you got in caravans

LOL DD, sorry its all true!

Brocks i know and can tell your honest your a game sort,if you dont mind me saying so,,good laugh.

Well funny you should mention caravans, when I was a kid my Mum and Dad often use to go to a Caravan Club, they met at different venues and all us kids would play stuff. One day we were early and parked up, we met some kids and went to the front of the caravans to play bat and trap. After a while I needed a wee, so I ran back up the line of vans, saw ours, zipped in, sat there thinking, hey Mum's bought new towles... new tooth brushes!!! eerrr... I popped my head out of the door to see two oldish people siting at the end peering round saying "you alright deer"!!!

Look all those vans look the same don't they! Easy mistake to make in a hurry!

Ok - here goes then - this only happened the day before last Christmas Eve.
I rushed out of the office, with a list as long as my arm of *things to do*, battled with traffic - meanwhile it's absolutely peeing down - first stop, the bank...parked illegally, as usual, leapt out, big bag under one arm, brolly in the other...and ran.
Now I have this skirt that has a tiny weeny hook above the zip, which, more times than soft mick, I can never fasten....that day being one of those occasions, evidently.
There did come a point when I was aware of the sudden draught around the middle - but the realisation came with the tripping over a heap in a puddle. And all this in the middle of town. I stared at the soggy pile, and thought, nope, I'm not hauling that up again. So I buttoned up the 2 buttons on my jacket, picked up my skirt, smiling and walked into the bank....where there was a huge queue!

Knickers and boots eh - it wasn't until after I came home and got changed I noticed that was also the day to grab the Mini Mouse jobbies out of the drawer.

Oh, and some kind soul even offered to pick my skirt up for me as my hands were full at the time...if the ground could have swallowed me.

Funny stories Brocks

LOL.... there are always plenty of plenty kind souls for that job Chocs ;o)

brockman are you Kent based? saw you mention it earlier.

When i was about 17 i think me and a mate went down to towyn,about 7 miles from where i live now,he had just bought a ford capri second hand ,green,any how we where looking for some girls,,,as you do,,talk to some from manchester that where on holiday with there mum and dad,,any how things moved on,,,as they do,,back to the caravan for a chat ,,honest.
They said there folks where playing bingo in the club,,i think they where about 16/17 ish same age as us,one of the girls went with my mate for a spin the other stayed in the caravan well to cut to the chase the bed folded down from the caravan wall,after about 5 mins there was a key in the door but she had locked it,,,its my mum/dad ,,,i thought ****she told me to hide in the wall and she put the bed back up,,mum/dad came in asked where her sister was,she said out with some lad she met in a car,,,,,well her dad was not to pleased he went ape s**t after about 10 mins stormed out and went to look for her,she pulled the bed down and i had a lucky escape,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he would of kill`d me i am sure of that.

Years ago, when I did a lot of cat walk stuff, we were herded into this room to try on some less than elegant designs. Less being the operative word. The designer really had no idea when it came to wearability so we girls made the best of a bad show.
The designer, mentioning no names, spent the whole show, knowing that is was crap, shouting to us to "wear it with style, move it". Unfotunatley my shoe broke on my last run way, I can remember the man shouting "Hey, but your shoe is bust" and me saying "Yes but I am gonna wear it with style and move it a little" Total disaster!

Yes, sorry spaceman, I'm in Kent RAFLMAO ;o) Any more????

Spill the beans maccer.

You must have some more Choc? :o)))))

Oh no - that reminds me of the time I had to burst out of a birthday cake (in a bikini?) at a Valentine's Day Massacre thingy, with a magnum of champagne - which of course I vigorously shook before I emerged, with all these people crowding round.

Never did that Choc, if I burst out of anything it will be with an AK 47 ;o)

So whilst they were all busy trying to clean off the fizz, someone let drop hundreds of ballons suspended from the ceiling - which was greeted with people trying to pop them with cigarette ends.
There was a bald fellow amongst all this - and he emerged from the bottom of the heap with a new design on his head.

A few nice streaks going on then ;o)

Where abouts are u Spaceman? I'm in Tenterden!