Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Hold on to that picture Boz. It may help you through the dark days of investing (like today). I can't speak for chocolat, but you're not even close with H. Its all getting too much for an old man like me! I just can't keep up anymore.
And before anyone starts. NO. NOT THAT OLD!!!! But a 21 year old might struggle!!
Alan

Morning all - just catching up - and this thread has had me in tears this morning - (mind you so has the seo thread) - this is definitely the best thread on the board.

Great Party by the way - thanks to all that made it and for the stuff you brought - mind - I want to know who cra**ed on me floor. Good to see you all - apologies to those that couldn't make it - maybe next year.

Baza

Twas a fantastic party, Baza. H says she'll return the feather boa and ornamental minature lamp post when shes had them disinfected!!!!
Alan

whats the difference between a market trader and a dachshund?
One bawls his wares out on the street ....................................
H

alan, where's the ornamental minature lamp post. try as i might, i just can't see it!!

I'm sure you will if you turn the light on.

Lets hope it's not one of these..

loving the banter! i feel left out....

No need prop - just let us know where the party is.

Baza

Prop don't feel left out ,here's an early bird for you..

Shes like my stockwatch screen. theres a couple of blue ones there too!!!
Alan

jimmy, i really don't think you should be putting up pictures of girls so young and obviously poor. the girl in the last pic hasn't even started puberty and cannot even afford a bikini !!

fantastic offer on suehelens dmr thread. buy a million shares and you get a cute girl in a santa outfit for free!!!

Bos

Huh?

Nam

Wow. Love the new personalisation of the site. Every time I log on a female voice comes on and calls me champion investor. She obviously knows me well!!!
Alan

I get called BIG BOY

LOL

Ivorbigun

I can recommend a hell of a diet, MS!!
LOL
Alan

The advantage of loosing weight is that it makes me willie look big.

MS

There really is no safe answer to that, MS. H has loads of questions now bursting forth, but there may be children, the elderly or vicars using this site and it would be too much to let her at the keyboard now.
I'll just have to tie her up out of reach of the mouse and find something to take her mind off it!!
Alan

Tie her up , ,usual friday night for you then alan!!!