Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I get called BIG BOY

LOL

Ivorbigun

I can recommend a hell of a diet, MS!!
LOL
Alan

The advantage of loosing weight is that it makes me willie look big.

MS

There really is no safe answer to that, MS. H has loads of questions now bursting forth, but there may be children, the elderly or vicars using this site and it would be too much to let her at the keyboard now.
I'll just have to tie her up out of reach of the mouse and find something to take her mind off it!!
Alan

Tie her up , ,usual friday night for you then alan!!!

Have a good one Alan.

MS

Somebody say "Friday night"??? Is it??? LETS PARTY!!!!

I'm just making a romantic dinner for Alan and me. It's caffeine, carrot and viagra casserole. Caffeine to keep us awake all night, carrots to help me see in the dark and viagra so I have something to look at!
Have fun.
H

So that a novel use of Blue Tak - I did not think it stretched that far.

Have a good week end all

Baza

very quiet here tonight. everyone must have gone out. sounds like alan was in for a good night!!

Just looking for a snack before I get back to mine.

going to splash out and take the girlfriend and lump to the pictures tonight. anybody seen the new wallace and gromit film?

I would of kept that quiet if i was you bos ! i woudn't dream of telling anyone i went to see Oliver Twist last week..

Seen Wallace and Gromit last week, took the kids, has some really good bits in it, had me in stitches but you have to look to see things like the name on the drill, car Number plate etc, no good in the back row with the girlfriend!

driver, how did i know that was going to happen.

didn't go, got some dvds instead. just watched "meet the fockers". not bad, had its moments. i always feel sad when i see de niro making shit films. what happened to him? he was my favourite!! he hasn't done a good film since "heat". anyone watched a film called "the pledge" with jack nicholson? now that's the type of film de niro should be making.

Well the line ups look pretty similar..



Reckon Gwendolene's a deadringer for Streisand

lol.

I overheard 3 surgeons chatting last night, discussing their favourite type of patient.
The first one said he preferred artists because once you cut them open they are awash with colour and vibrancy.
The second one said he preferred engineers because all their internal parts were well ordered, arranged and numbered so you could work on them easily.
The third one said this was nonsense and he preferred to operate on anyone who posts on the NOWT thread, because they only had two body parts, their mouth and their arse, and they were interchangeable.
Can't think what he was driving at.
Alan