- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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Spaceman
Has your horse got three legs and a handbag?

What colour handbag?

Flourescent green with violent pink polka dots, oh sorry, you meant the handbag, brown.

Oh it's not the same horse then! Think I'll try a Guiness seems in order on a Satuday night.

The Guinness is a bit strange tonight, it seems to be white with a black head to it.

Did someone mention Guinness

Evening all,
Having returned from visiting relatives to see new (ish) baby, and coo'ed and goo'ed at appropriate moments decided I would drop in for a swifty.
Socs,
That seems to be a very negative view?

One each for Opto and Stormy

For Socs

jeffmack,
So thoughtful, I am touched!

Cheers.

How kind. Thanks Jeff.

Re. the Guinness, I just found I was stood on my head, everything OK now.

Thanks Jeff for the Guiness, delightful stuff, I'll have another but will lay off the sherry trifle if that's what it does to you :-)

opto,
Try it you might like it.......lol

Socrates, no its not got 3 legs, in fact I dont have a horse.

Spaceman,
How do you know how many legs it's got then...?

Some one in here must have told him
Wouldn't be one of the girlies would it :-)

opto,
I can't believe the lovely ladies that frequent this site would be so underhand?!?

Ummh!! You could be right Stormy, must not judge them in their absense. All out tonight enjoying themsleves no doubt whilst we are here looking after the shop. Shows who the 'home birds' are doesn't it!!

STORMCALLER, I worked it out using this useful table that I keep on my wall :-

Number of Horses owned / Number of Horse legs
10 / 40
9 / 36
8 / 32
7 / 28
6 / 24
5 / 20
4 / 16
3 / 12
2 / 8
1 / 4
0 / 0

As I dont have a horse I used the number 0 for the number of horses owned and then looked across the table to find the number of horse legs.

Feel free to make a copy of the table for your own use.