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kangaroo tales

once upon a time there was a little lamb and he had lovely eyes and his ears were not low slung and he came from australia and he liked kangaroos and he was very nice

..............then there was a barbecue and the poor lamb got his chops singed.

However the rather butch beer drinking kangaroos managed to pull him away from the barbecue just in time. They then started paying particular attention to a shifty looking character with a Kebab stick.........

That Rolf Harris gets everywhere

Where's that bacon?

Keaydian
I'm wearing it. You asked someone to put a couple of rashers on Socco, so they did.

How rude.

Evening all. Very quiet in here and no where near enough women around... I demand that they show themselves tomorrow :-)

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:26 - 17433 of 17433

Don't know about that JS. Plenty of girlie Kangaroo's around outside. You want me to introduce you to some.

JStratford - 30 Jul 2007 22:27 - 17433 of 17433

No it's ok thanks Bob. I seem to have gained a lovely young lady recently. Just a bit disappointed that the ladies of the cafe have gone awol without doing any of the cleaning.

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:30 - 17433 of 17433

I'd watch it if I were you JS. You'll end up with a feather duster attached forcefully so every time you sit down you end up cleaning the chair!

JStratford - 30 Jul 2007 22:32 - 17433 of 17433

You know I don't mean it Bob. Just no-one to practice spoiling with cooking and massages if they're not here.

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:35 - 17433 of 17433

Ever get the feeling you are talking to yourself JS?

JStratford - 30 Jul 2007 22:35 - 17433 of 17433

No. Why?

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:36 - 17433 of 17433

Just wondering

JS, a new girl friend and talking to an imaginary kangaroo in a fictitious cafe on the internet....hope she doesnt find out :-))

Think I've got bigger problems to be honest Opto.
She's at a friends pretending to be Harry Potter at the moment... I haven't asked!

Look pal, out of my room. I won't tell you again

I think you could have met the perfect partner JS. Just check that it's her own broomstick and not owned by the HP Co. you don't want to be taking on someone elses debts when so much in love.....

K. Why not sleep on the bottom bunk?

Opto, Please note that I haven't mentioned the dreaded word beginning with g. At the moment I have no responsability for her in any way shape or form.

JS, I'm off to bed now, early start! Will give some thought to what is a dreaded word beginning with 'g' that could bring such terror to a young man :-/
night.

I suppose sharing this once won't be so bad.

No bleating you up there on the top bunk.

hello bob i am ever so pleased to see you in the coffee house what part of australia are you from i am from goulbourn which is where the big merino is



actually the big merino is my uncle

i am a lamb

keaydian dont upset uncle scarface he can be very nasty

bob the kangaroo will any of your other friends be coming back again i like kangaroos and i would like to meet them as well

here is a picture of me with my uncle



he is very very big