Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Just looking for a snack before I get back to mine.

going to splash out and take the girlfriend and lump to the pictures tonight. anybody seen the new wallace and gromit film?

I would of kept that quiet if i was you bos ! i woudn't dream of telling anyone i went to see Oliver Twist last week..

Seen Wallace and Gromit last week, took the kids, has some really good bits in it, had me in stitches but you have to look to see things like the name on the drill, car Number plate etc, no good in the back row with the girlfriend!

driver, how did i know that was going to happen.

didn't go, got some dvds instead. just watched "meet the fockers". not bad, had its moments. i always feel sad when i see de niro making shit films. what happened to him? he was my favourite!! he hasn't done a good film since "heat". anyone watched a film called "the pledge" with jack nicholson? now that's the type of film de niro should be making.

Well the line ups look pretty similar..



Reckon Gwendolene's a deadringer for Streisand

lol.

I overheard 3 surgeons chatting last night, discussing their favourite type of patient.
The first one said he preferred artists because once you cut them open they are awash with colour and vibrancy.
The second one said he preferred engineers because all their internal parts were well ordered, arranged and numbered so you could work on them easily.
The third one said this was nonsense and he preferred to operate on anyone who posts on the NOWT thread, because they only had two body parts, their mouth and their arse, and they were interchangeable.
Can't think what he was driving at.
Alan

What do you get if you cross a stockbroker with a pig?
Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

morning alan, you're up early. here's a oldy for you.
three guys are bragging about how much they turn their women on. first guy says, last night my wife got so turned on she arched her back six inches off the bed. second guys says , that's nothing . last night my wife got so turned on she arched her back ten inches off the bed. third guy says, last night , after we had made love, i wiped my cock on the new curtains ........ and she hit the roof!!!

just seen arsenal's penalty from yesterday. what a laugh!!! gallic genius at its best. lol...........

Pires attempt at a penalty gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Frogs legs".
Alan

Speaking of frogs' legs and raincoats - anyone been to Hebden Bridge recently?

bring back the girls - thats quite put me off my Sunday high tea

i didn't know men were allowed in hebdon bridge. i thought it was just women in dungarees and comfy shoes!!!

Better translate that post for Boz.
"high Tea" is something that soft handed southerners have. It is usually Earl Grey Tea, drunk from a China tea service and accompanied by fresh scones with jam and whipped cream.
For us Northerners, a rough analogy would be the bread and mucky dripping sandwiches on a Sunday afternoon to use up all the bread that would go a bit stale and the lovely juices that have congealed from Sunday lunches pork joint, or the condensed milk sandwiches our mums used to give us to eat while we played on the street.
Its just that posh people wouldn't call it that, and southerners would have to settle for pie and mash or jellied eels!!
Ah, nostalgias not what it used to be, is it?
Alan

Funny how cream always gets a mention.

Cream !!