CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

J Stratford, she seemed to take a shine to you.....was that because you asked her to do the dusting as us 'girlies' weren't around yesterday!!!

Socrates, brilliant getting the cat to wash the sweat of you, I wonder which was saltier, you or the bacon?

hello bob i think we should setup a special room for lambs and kangaroos and bunnies where we can all talk without the other people listening to us and we can make sure we have the best grass and we wont let the others have any of it and we could get some special hammocks just for us and we could have some australian things and we could have a nice veggie bbq and we could do lots of things as well

i am a lamb

Bluey, not at all. I'm not that nasty... although sometimes I wonder

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:26 - 17433 of 17433

Lamby. Ace idea. We can all sit round the Bush Telly

J Stratford, getting confused here, are you saying you are turning 'nasty' when you said sometimes I wonder?

No special treatment for Australians, this is an equal opportunities cafe.

I have never known any Australians, heard of a few. There's that odd woman, Dame Edward Average or some such name. Then there is some girl whose name is often mentioned in shops as some sort of greeting to the shop assistants "Emma Chissit". Apart from that there was some woman who invented a pudding "Porch Melba" or something. Besides which, any I have met have spoken in that language they use, Strine. Completely unintelligible to me.

Bluey. Not as nice as I used to be.

Bob the Kangaroo - 31 Jul 2007 09:46 - 17460 of 17460

Socs, everyone knows that Australians are better than the pommys. And being animals we're even better again :-)

Sheila the Kangaroo - 31 Jul 2007 09:46 - 17460 of 17460

Tuckers up Bob.

yes we are and we dont speak strange either

i am a lamb

hello sheila can i have some tucker as well i like most kangaroo food so it will be ok and anyway lambs mostly eat grass like kangaroos but i do like some larger sometimes when its is hot

This place is turning into an Australian wildlife park !!

Any chance of a warm danish or have they all gone?

Spacie

I think it needs to turn into somewhere quiet with lots of people in white coats walking around and talking in hushed voices. Think the warm danish's have all gone, but they've been replaced with cold ones.

Sheila the Kangaroo - 31 Jul 2007 09:58 - 17464 of 17460

Course you can Lamby. How do you want your Amber nectar?

Bob the Kangaroo - 31 Jul 2007 09:58 - 17464 of 17460

Don't tell me we've got the Danes in here as well?

Everyone knows that Australians think they are better than the pommys!

Soon be 12th August, open season on Lambs and Kangaroos.

Never mind J Stratford, at least you are relatively nice to us females in the coffee house.

Morning all,
Socco I do like the 12th .....
.... 40 years this year. The good thing is I won't have to buy her a ruby, someone else will have to do that :-)))
Morning Blue, how's 'us females' this morning?

Hi optomistic, not doing too badly thanks and yourself?

Nicely Blue and having a rest day today :-)))
Tea for two?

Opto
Mine didn't want a ruby, she wanted emerald. Does it matter what colour the rock is, it's the thought what counts (mind you the size of the rocks seem to matter too).

Don't mind if I do have one of your teas although the two probably won't last for long ;0).

As I said optomistic the two wouldn't last for long, how about tea for three, especially as Socrates has no running water.

Bluelady, thank you for thinking of me. I will certainly join you for elevenses and not only that, I will provide one of those three tier plate things full of cream cakes and fondant fancies.