- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Naughty Hot Lips, I will have Mrs Socco with me and I might have a bit of a job explaining what I'm doing with a pair of bobby dazzlers. I might even get my wrist slapped. LOL.

I shall be at the NEC on saturday, one of the sixtyish overweight blokes with no hair, you should be able to recognise me because I will be wearing glasses!

I'm wondering how I should recognise Crocodile, teeth perhaps?

I'm still not invited, eh Socks?

Socrates, Bald Head and Teeth
Will EMail my mobile number to you tomorrow
Regards
D.

Hilary

Me thinks that you are telling FIBs. How could you forget all those nasty things you said about that wonderful (for Me at the minute anyway) company.

Socs
I'm sure you will recognise Croc by his Burberry hat (on left)

jeffmac,

Is that you on the right?

:-)

Jeff

Jeffers
Dont know who that is but he looks like I feel sometimes.

jeffmac,

LOL!

:-)

Jeff

Is that after a tough game of netball, Jeffmack?

Hilary
LOL, I would probably look like that after the post match showers

Would you keep your hat on?

Hi all, back in a bit late tonight. Busy day at the mill.

Vasey
You know you have an open invitation. Where are you these day's, you have been AWOL for a while.

Crocodile.
I am one of those strange mortals, no mobile phone. It is odd but I've never felt the need. I will try to be around the central cafe area around midday. Light blue T shirt, light beige trousers, balding, overweight and glasses. Yes I know, but at 'over sixty' I'm allowed to indulge myself a bit.

Another late light in prospect!!

Dood Evening all and may you have a nice weekend:-)

Where the bloody hell is the Sherry Trifle

:-)

Jeffers

Socrates
Will be there
Black tea shirt & jeans!

jgp212
The sherry trifle is where it always is, in the fridge marked "SHERRY TRIFLE". I don't know, some people just can't help themselves.

Interesting news article just in from the local Birmingham Paper:

From our correspondent Abig Fibber.

A senior citizen was detained at the NEC Antiques Fair today for behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace. A spokesman for the security group said,

"We first observed the man looking strangely at other men, particularly men wearing black T shirts and blue jeans. Then he started approaching them saying "Crocodile". Whilst odd, this behaviour was regarded as harmless. However, he then started approaching ladies asking "are you hotlips". At this point the man was detained and handed over to the constabulary."

Subsequently the man was released without charge. A police spokesman said: "The man is obviously deranged, he said he was trying to find a couple of internet aquaintences called 'Hotlips' and Crocodile'. Clearly a person of his age would not even know how to switch on a computer let alone surf the internet".

So what did you buy Socs

Jeff
Nothing at all, apart from some goodies in the cafe. I saved my money to fritter away on shares.

Here is old Socco, sitting alone in the cafe. Sunday papers strewn all around, cafe patio doors wide open and the sun streaming in. Teas a brewin' and bacon sizzling. For what more can a chap ask?

Sex!!

LOL

Jeff

Hmmmmm!