Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I'm still struggling with the fact you have unfettered access to small children Fred1new, this remains a matter of concern to me.

Just for Chuckles and Alds,

Home Secretary backs US extradition demand for KFC napkin thief | NewsBiscuit

And just in case Alds and Greek can't keep their defences up:

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/04/30/olympic-joy-for-winning-missile-sites/

Fred1new - 26 Jul 2012 16:23 - 17767 of 17777

Hays and Alds.

You seem to me, to have a working knowledge of the porn films. Did they live up to your standards.

Next time you post you f***ing old hypocrite , remember this.


Six newspapers are being sued for libel by Christopher Jefferies, the man arrested in December last year by police investigating the murder of Joanna Yeates in Bristol.

Alds,

If you are referring to me then, I suggest that before venturing a prejudicial opinion about somebody, you do not base it on second hand information, or if you do so, you evaluate the source of the material and its contents for yourself and if you wish to state your opinion, make clear it is based on on second hand information which you have obtained.

To me, not doing so, may lead to an unjustified vilification of another person.

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Again re-read my comments.

Time to start another thread away from this twisted old c**nt

"Time to start another thread" Go on then.. preferably on another Site.

Hi Aldwickk,

If its F**D you are on about, don't bother as he will follow you round like the plague.
Just use the squelch button and never be tempted to de-squelch to see what he is saying.
You will only then have the annoying problem of seeing those posts that he has succeeded in taunting people to reply to him.

"aldwickk - 26 Jul 2012 20:03 - 17780 of 17782

Time to start another thread away from this twisted old c**nt"

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Ald,

Sorry, I am not a count and not likely to be so.


8-)

-):

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greekman

Ok , thank's will do that this morning and also his other half Stan

Users you currently have squelched
Stan
Fred1new

That feel's better ..... all posters on here should try it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19009344

"Robin Hood Airport tweet bomb joke man wins case"

Part of findings:-


“In their judgement, the Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge, Mr Justice Owen and Mr Justice Griffith Williams, said: "If the person or persons who receive or read it, [the message] or may reasonably be expected to receive, or read it, would brush it aside as a silly joke, or a joke in bad taste, or empty bombastic or ridiculous banter, then it would be a contradiction in terms to describe it as a message of a menacing character."”

This shows how our tax payers' money is spent by lawyers. They should inform/caution the first judge/court who spent so much money, wasted everyone's time, and gave a wrong verdict.

Just to cheer you up A before you depart Fred is leading the Footsie Monthly Comp. at the moment... Byeeee!

Copied from another thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2nw

If the words were modified a little similar could said about closer to home.

Fred may be able to read but he can't think in any sensible way, just click on his name and then click on the 'squelch' button. You know it makes sense!

PUN-OGRAPHY



You will have a lot of pun with these even if you have seen half of them before!



I changed my I Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now .

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .

What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off !

Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.