Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

"aldwickk - 26 Jul 2012 20:03 - 17780 of 17782

Time to start another thread away from this twisted old c**nt"

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Ald,

Sorry, I am not a count and not likely to be so.


8-)

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greekman

Ok , thank's will do that this morning and also his other half Stan

Users you currently have squelched
Stan
Fred1new

That feel's better ..... all posters on here should try it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19009344

"Robin Hood Airport tweet bomb joke man wins case"

Part of findings:-


“In their judgement, the Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge, Mr Justice Owen and Mr Justice Griffith Williams, said: "If the person or persons who receive or read it, [the message] or may reasonably be expected to receive, or read it, would brush it aside as a silly joke, or a joke in bad taste, or empty bombastic or ridiculous banter, then it would be a contradiction in terms to describe it as a message of a menacing character."”

This shows how our tax payers' money is spent by lawyers. They should inform/caution the first judge/court who spent so much money, wasted everyone's time, and gave a wrong verdict.

Just to cheer you up A before you depart Fred is leading the Footsie Monthly Comp. at the moment... Byeeee!

Copied from another thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2nw

If the words were modified a little similar could said about closer to home.

Fred may be able to read but he can't think in any sensible way, just click on his name and then click on the 'squelch' button. You know it makes sense!

PUN-OGRAPHY



You will have a lot of pun with these even if you have seen half of them before!



I changed my I Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now .

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .

What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off !

Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

TIM,

Can't say that I will miss his charm.

It looks like the current government is doing all the right things!

Standard and Poor's says UK to keep AAA rating

The UK will keep its top AAA credit rating, the Standard & Poor's (S&P) agency has said.

It expects the British economy to pick up in the second half of this year, despite a slip into recession earlier in 2012.

That rating reflects a stable outlook and S&P said it expected the government would keep budgets tight.

Chancellor George Osborne said it was a reminder the world had confidence that Britain was dealing with its debt.

S&P has now said in a statement: "In our view, monetary flexibility remains a key credit strength owing to the British pound sterling's role as a global reserve currency.

"The stable outlook reflects our expectation that the UK government will implement the bulk of its fiscal consolidation programme and that the economy should recover in the remainder of 2012 and strengthen thereafter."

The agency said it believed the British economy's "capacity to absorb shocks" had improved, with an increase in household savings and large corporations' cash holdings.

Responding to the news, Mr Osborne said: "On the day Britain welcomes the world to our country for the Olympic games, this is a reminder that despite the economic problems we face, the world has confidence that we are dealing with them.

"The deficit has fallen by a quarter; inflation has fallen by half; employment is rising, with British businesses creating over 800,000 new jobs; and the economy is rebalancing, with Britain now exporting more to the rest of the world than Europe.

"And as S&P themselves say, what would damage Britain's creditworthiness would be relaxing our resolve to deal with our debts. We won't do that."

Hays,

I am surprise that they are keeping AAA rating.

If they keep it after the last 2 quarters of this year I will be even more surprised.

But have a look are GPDs of Europe in comparison with the UK's.

The only countries seemingly worse off than ours are those going for "austerity" for the "masses" in order to protect the few.


Edited for Shucks

No doubt you can explain the correlation between the AAA rating of a country and its GPS, by which I'm guessing you meant GDP?

Just own up Fred the cons are not doing a bad job. Under labour we would be a junk rating by now, like many of the other european countries. Through over spending by the labour party. :-))

Labour is either the 'tax and spend' party or when the spring dries up they are the 'borrow and spend' party. Both are a disaster.

A better style is the 'spend what you can afford' party or the 'cut back and pay your debts if you are broke' party.

Agree H. Fred - bla, bla,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dont agree before you even comment.