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Morning all

Tea and toast for anyone? Choice of strawberry jam or chunky marmalade!

I'll have tea and both strawberry jam and chunky marmalade, thanks Cobber. I notice the carnivorous rabbit is not around, out hunting perhaps?

Haven't those lovely Environmental Health Officers been yet - they would certainly have spotted the mislabeling of quorn/mince and therefore probably saved our resident bunny from turning into a meat eating savage.

How can you live with yourself Socrates - News 24 is just announcing, as I post, the nationwide search for a schizoid rabbit last seen eating it's way through a McDonalds in the heart of Middlesex. They are warning not to approach her with carrots, lettuce leaves or any other sort of vegetarian food stuff. The last person who did so had a tea towel shoved in a rather unusual part of their anatomy.

The drama, the intrigue ...... I don't know how I have survived without visiting this place for such a long time.

See you in a few months time - can't take the excitement.

Coming up Socs.Toast piled up somewhat with a combination of both. Don't spill on your clean shirt!

Hope the rabbit does not bring in a field mice as I think BL might get a fright!

mm-wwwmmm--mmmmmm

(removes tea towel from mouth)

Mc Donalds! I wouldn't be seen dead in a Maccie D's !
Cheek!

Socs you are offically off lunchtime chef duties, now where's there Zantac I feel a bit sick now I know what I ate yesterday!

bunnytarian
How did the tea towel get in your mouth - the last time I saw it it in a very different place ......

I suppose you don't want this vegetarian bacon then, Bunny? Never mind, have this large box of chocolates as compensation, better than any drugs.

I'll save the choc for later when my stomach settles thank you Socs. Just a plain plate of carrots for now would be great:>)
mg - well if you will walk about on your hands the world will look upside down!
;>)

Lunch? I'm a bit hungry Bunny.

Bacon sandwiches all round.

Looks like Keaydian has it covered for you Socs - I'll just stick to my carrots.

Sticky carrots eh?

Oh very droll........

Bunny, just seen a few rabbits up here in Norfolk with the dreaded Myxomatosis, I recommend that you stay inside and don't have any visitors until the danger passes.

Lambykins is also very concerned for you.

Have I missed anything? I've just been web searching for a new shed to live in. Hard work this house hunting bit.

I never mixa-my-toasties ;>)
Sorry Socs been busy....new shed? :>S

SB - that was good - must be the full strength mince - increased your funny bone :)

(tap tap tap on the counter)

Where's Bunny with my tea?

Good morning all.

Bunny, the Socco gang have been instructed to relocate nearer to their offspring. Since Socco senior is retired it is easier to move than the junior ranks. Hence new shed required. "Watch out, a Socco could be moving to your neigbourhood".

tap tap tap

Morning Socs, are you waiting for a brew as well?