Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

TANKER - I have been trying for over a month now to curb my language. However when you come out with statements like 'Police Need To Be Culled' very hard! You are a grade 1 plank, flippin heck penis head. Could understand if you had said Health and Safety Police need to be culled, ridiculous job for the boys that career.

You know the little button to press Chris. :-))

cc 40 police officers out side a door all day and night i think not .
have a burglar and phone them you will not get one . .
if they can arrest him and deport him so easy why not ABU QATADA .
it is a bloody joke

A trial which has already cost the taxpayers several thousands of pounds has been scrapped after a police officer allegedly pulled faces at the defendant as he gave evidence.
The jury was discharged and a re-trial was ordered by Judge Graham Knowles QC after the officer was reported by court officials for his conduct.
Jurors had claimed


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189745/Judge-halts-trial-Preston-police-officer-pulled-faces-man-trial-aggravated-burglary.html#ixzz23onZW1ut

TANK - Ask the bobbies on the street theire opinion, pretty sure they would agree with you as to the way they are deployed, not theire fault.

Health and Safety regime. Woke up in a cold sweat the other night, had a nightmare that a H@S bod had been permanently assigned to gents toilet at work, to wipe my arse in case I sprained my wrist :O)

I think the PC and the human rights brigade are more of a problem then even H&S

A Finnish teenager has smashed the world record -- and probably his phone -- in this year's annual mobile-phone throwing contest in Finland.

Eighteen-year-old Ere Karjalainen launched a phone the "amazing" distance of 101.46 metres (332 feet 10 inches), Finnish public television network YLE said after Saturday's event.

Second place went to South African Jeremy Gallop, who threw a phone 94.67 metres.

According to contest organisers, the competition offers mobile phone users a unique opportunity to "pay back all the frustrations and disappointments caused by these modern equipments."

Finland is the home of Nokia and is awash in obsolete phones, organisers said.

"There will be no doping tests," organisers said on their English website.

"However the jury can rule out the contestant if his/her mental or physical preparedness is not adequate for full a performance."

The event has been held in the southeastern town of Savonlinna since 2000.

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Call to limit China’s UK nuclear stake


Chinese companies competing for one of the UK’s biggest nuclear projects are unlikely to end up with a majority stake in any winning consortium in an attempt to allay concerns about Beijing gaining control of the Horizon reactor programme.

the lady in the court in china is not GU KAILA it is a look alike.
poor girl .

Asil Nadir found guilty of Polly Peck theft

Former Polly Peck tycoon Asil Nadir has been found guilty of three counts of theft by a jury at the Old Bailey.

Nadir, 71, had been charged with 13 counts of theft of £34m from Polly Peck International between 1987 and 1990.

The jury is continuing to deliberate over nine further allegations of theft, having been directed by the judge that they can come to a majority decision.

He has also been cleared of one count. Mr Nadir was due to stand trial in 1993 but left for northern Cyprus.

He returned to the UK in 2010 to face the charges against him.

Stewart Francis's Posh and Becks joke Fringe 'funniest'

Comedian Stewart Francis has won an award for the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.

The deadpan Canadian funnyman was given the prize by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel put a selection of their favourites to a public vote.

He won for the joke: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

The British King of the one-liner, Tim Vine, took the runner-up spot for the second year in a row.

Vine, who won the award two years ago, appears twice in the list of 10 jokes compiled by the TV channel, as does Francis.

The top jokes were:

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know why."

6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

A name from the past, Phyllis Diller snuffs it http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19326640

my post 17991 gu kaila . the woman in the dock is a women prisoner .
now it is in the paper ,

the women saying there where raped from sweden are ladys of the night .
assange as been set up by . and we know who is behind that

will the people involved in setting up assange going to be charged .
a blind man on a galloping horse on a foggy night can see the truth .
and this gov of ours is playing there game .america run the uk .
and we try to tell the rest of the world to fight for justice what a bloody joke
the uk as become

Well stop voting for them then you silly sausage -):

vote UKIP the torys are liars

Righteo!

I hope that catch these dregs of society - Boy raped at Manchester Debenhams after Arndale Centre abduction

the police are all at the embassy seating down counting there pay for seating on there backsides . when crime for the normal working class is out of control but then again the police would not turn up till its all over.